Garry Boyd

Kinda into unicorns, dragons & mermaids. I don't worship much but I'm religious about a lot. Dad. Hubby. Good Food, good drink & good fun...it's what I do.

[Garry Boyd @garrlicbread]

@matthewmaddock @juliebrixie Maybe don’t take up two spots with your “Not Made In America” car?
If this is the worst thing she’s done than…
GOOD JOB @juliebrixie

One can only imagine the cringy stuff you’ve done in your life in the name of humor. Being a life long bully you’ve probably done much worse.

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@JimShearer 5 letters

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@Lynn_Henning this is Garry at The Unicorn Tavern. You should give us a call at [phone], you left something behind when you bought your T-shirt.

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@Travistritt No one cares that you’re afraid of beers cans. The only thing relevant here is your historic stupid transphobia.

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@chipfranklin Firefly

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Hey @MarkHamill!

I asked an AI app to draw a picture of @elonmusk. I think it kinda nailed it.

#TrueStory

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@slevinkalevera https://t.co/LZYDG6j7y0

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@RonFilipkowski Shouldn't that be a putter?

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@1a Sustainable farming

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@TheRickWilson Would say he’s into bestiality necrophiliac, But that would be beating a dead horse

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@dfrntdrmmr @KristySwansonXO

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@TizzyEnt How do you say you’re a douche bag without saying you're a douche bag?

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@UPSupplyCo @amyonthetrail Tasty the Pasty because...DUH!

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@Kcorner

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@hitRECordJoe First she lost her shoes, then…

[Michael Ian Black @michaelianblack]

That song “We’re Not Gonna Take It” came out almost 40 years ago but I feel like we have, in fact, continued to take it.

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@slevinkalevera YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF MY CATS!

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@hitRECordJoe It was fine until the wind

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@slevinkalevera New blast furnace culinary techniques are all the rage now.

Let’s make sure we destroy every single aspect of society.

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@heyilyforever Nirvaner!