Garry Egan

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@chrishansen I want to change my name to Chris Hansen. I have never liked being a JR. Then I will get to say "I'm Chris Hansen." Finally.

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@dreamworkhq I cant get your platform to pull back any results. Are you guys down?

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@chrishansen Chris! Primetime trailer of BLOWING THE EFF UP!

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@auteurhouse PATTINSONS'S FINEST PERFORMANCE. I may be able to get through Twilight now.

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@chrishansen CHRIS! SO EXCITED about the new movie.

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@undapav @A24 HE SOUNDS INTENSE. He has Hansen's inflections down perfectly.

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@A24 Haven't been this excited to go to the movies...
IN SEVEN (7) YEARS.

7!

THIS MOVIE IS GONNA BE AWESOME.

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@explorebeauty12 2203

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@bretmichaels I am blown away by your new single. It could be the crappiest thing I've heard from the generation in decades. Bra-effing-vo.

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@Schwarzenegger Watching you train with Joseph is very rewarding. Your character arc is now complete.

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@idropFbombs He looks and appears happy, content, and healthy. No story.

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

InterLinks is now fully multilingual! Experience the app in your language. #ShopifyApps #SEO #i18n https://t.co/HNiLlbCWDQ

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@usehuman You're becoming more relevant. Big time. Heads up.

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@SamsungMobile I strenuously object to the Jaden Smith commercials. This is NOT good for your brand.

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@like_titi Are you the Growth Captain?

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@realamberheard Today is a good day to stay in bed, Amb. Just a quick heads up.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

‘I respect the office of the president, Donald Trump does not. He lies to the American people. He sows discord and discontent … It is embarrassing to watch. I’m not going to waste my time.’ — Rep. Earl Blumenauer explains why he’s boycotting the State of the Union

[cry baby daddy @russianbabe54]

look at Malia's thumbs up to Sasha fangirling over Ryan Reynolds I love the Obama family so much

[Garry Egan @garryegan]

@MartinShkreli Spotted in Portland, OR - Saw this today and thought of you, Marty. Aww.

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Can you stop body-shaming me, Marie - thanks. https://t.co/YQwNuILuef