G

pressure makes diamonds

[jakob @jpspsb]

when she reads your mind and hears that you would’ve married her, made babies with her, and given her everything she ever wanted in life if she just hadn’t gotten that chest tattoo

[LT Jonathan Kendrick @PlisskenPatriot]

how your gf looks at you when you ask her to block the guy who “raped” her in 2019:

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

"Last year, Republicans gave ICE $140 billion.

Now, Republicans want to give ICE $70 billion more.

Your taxpayer dollars are funding an out-of-control mass deportation machine."

[Joe @electionsjoe]

Oh. He just said that out loud. Oh.

[David ImeI @DurvidImel]

2026

[Dubzy @DubzyOnceAgain]

Babe wake up the new niggerslop just dropped

[BIG MAINE 💍💍 🏆 @maineadelphia]

i hate when a woman ask if they fat. YES but you pretty fun and i still fw you. don’t annoy me man

[ajay @1meajay]

as long as she don't ask

[G @garshar42]

@SenzoNdlanzi @tshianki 🗣️

[G 🇭🇹 @RubbBandGrant]

They Pay the freakiest nigga in the city to take pictures of em naked in a tub fulla cereal & milk

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Dollars not getting even a nanosecond of airtime

[cav empty @cavempty_]

do you fw guys that don’t have anything to say sometimes

[Slick @NickStillHere]

This all it take fr

[luke✰ @lukestaydipped]

“Fashion nigga” and he just got some big ass pants on

[E @ElijahSchaffer]

It breaks my heart what Trump could have been if he wasn't a slave to Israel. Tragic

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Exactly

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

He was a fucking podcaster