Big Beardy G

[Big Beardy G @garth_bennett]

@RonFilipkowski

[Big Beardy G @garth_bennett]

@HMBohemond Cant be attached to Valhallans (some of us are old ok) what absolute bullshit is this?

[Jennifer 🟥🔴🧙‍♀️🦉🐈‍⬛ 🦖 @babybeginner]

Some days you can’t love social media enough. This is one of those days. It began like this. Someone stole 12 tons of KitKats.

And then the replies started coming in. Scroll down.

[Alan Smith @AlanJLSmith]

Have you watched The Manosphere with Louis Theroux on Netflix?

As the Dad of a 17 year old son, I think @jimmycarr is spot on.

What do you think?

[Big Beardy G @garth_bennett]

@unreMARKLEble .

[Big Beardy G @garth_bennett]

@sophielouisecc My wife and I work full time. We aren't entitled to any help so our child care at a local group would cost us £1170 a month. My wife earns about 1800 after tax. Where is the incentive to work if you have kids? With 2 kids its a no brainer for one to stay home and claim benefits.

[Big Beardy G @garth_bennett]

@NVIDIAGeForce GeForce Day

[Big Beardy G @garth_bennett]

@lazer_groove This is a roundworld version of Discworlds HEX throwing a tantrum when its FTB (fluffy teddy bear) is moved. The turtle moves.

[Big Beardy G @garth_bennett]

@jamierkennedy Tobermory. Views are spectacular and its a hilarious bastard of a course to play. Haven't played it in years but any time I did i had a ball and lost many

[Forresterbird @forresterbird]

The Band of the Coldstream Guards perform "Paranoid" by Black Sabbath at Changing of the Guard today. RIP Ozzy Osbourne, the "Prince of Darkness" #guard #kingsguard #ozzyosbourne #blacksabbath #paranoid #heavymetal #rockband #london #buckinghampalace 💂🤘🏽

[StripMallGuy @realEstateTrent]

My dad’s an incredibly gifted mechanical engineer - and he’s always been obsessed with studying the reliability of different cars.

Wife and I thinking about getting an SUV, and I asked his opinion on Land Rovers:

[Belfast Telegraph @BelTel]

Almost two dozen NI couples have been left without “heartfelt memories” after paying thousands to a wedding videographer who has failed to deliver any footage. https://t.co/rQ0sjsgSbK

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

this makes me very happy

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Take me down to the

[Defiant L’s @DefiantLs]

This could be the greatest political ad ever.

When his stomach popped out of that tree I nearly passed out 💀

[Big Beardy G @garth_bennett]

@PopsMcDaddy @KevinlyFather This is 100% on point. It's the lies every time he's interviewed- see also I was talking to an expert on this/saw a poll on this/was talking about this just this morning. His mornings must be incredibly busy with all the topics must cover each day that just happen to come up.

[The King of Blackadder 👑🇬🇧 @pitchblacksteed]

To many of us, #Blackadder is part of every day parlance. Which phrases from the show do you use yourself and when you do you use them? Example: When someone offers me a cup of tea, I say: "Yes, immediately!" You get the idea. Will RT the best ones.

[Zac Neal @NonLeagueZac]

A thread of some of the best and funniest tweets from non-league clubs

This is gonna be good🧵

[Tancredi Palmeri @tancredipalmeri]

Luckily I don’t care about Great Britain.

Because otherwise, watching the BBC montage at the end of #Paris2024 , I would be rolling on the floor in tears.

Bullshit.
I am sobbing on the sofa as the emotional wanker I am.

What a majestic piece of art

[Wat_the_deuce 🍀🇮🇪☘️ 2 @wat_thee_deuce_]

Father Ted's "My Lovely Horse" a capella style 🐎 😁