Garth Faux

NOT really Garth Snow. Just a slightly fatter facsimile.

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

Hi. Remember me? Can’t wait to be back. I remember the billboards and forgive you all. (You’re welcome for the two ECF appearances, too.)

[New York Islanders @NYIslanders]

#Isles News: The New York Islanders organization announced today that Lou Lamoriello's contract as President and General Manager will not be renewed. Effective immediately, Operating Partner John Collins will lead a search to find the next General Manager.

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

Well, hello there.

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

Just wanted to add that not once during my tenure did the #isles miss the playoffs after getting to the conference finals in consecutive years. #fatassGM

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

Say what you will, but if I missed the playoffs once after making the conference finals two years in a row, I never would have fired my head coach. #isles

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

Guys, don’t worry, I’m on the phone with the Board of Governors, looking to get series extended to Best of 8. #Garthtotherescue #alwaysthinking #andeating

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

It took me about 12 years of losing to get this organization in position to win. I wish Jack and Doug were around to be a part of it like I am. #kindof #longgame

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

@JoshBarely No, Josh, you are the one who loves the cream

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

Just saying, but I wanted to sign Varly, too.

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

@AmazingInsights @JoshBarely @IslesRealist It says instant pudding. Do they make anything faster than instant?

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

This is BS. When I was GM, if I didn’t win a game for five weeks, people would have been calling for my head! Lou gets away with murder! #fatassGM #isles

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

@AmazingInsights @JoshBarely @IslesRealist I have all the boys staying with me. Strait, Cairns, Webb, Sparky, Nyisles...

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

@AmazingInsights @JoshBarely @IslesRealist That and serving on the President’s task force to get sports back up and running. They needed an expert who knows just how to play in empty arenas.

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

@AmazingInsights @JoshBarely @IslesRealist GM’s get paid quite handsomely. My stockpile was laaaaarge.

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

@IslesRealist @SwordPurple @AmazingInsights @JoshBarely And just like Covid-19, I make people get sick and stay away from hockey arenas, too. Garthfauxnavirus.

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

@AmazingInsights @JoshBarely @IslesRealist Been eating all of the perishables in the house. You know, the apples, the oranges, the Twinkies, the Ring Dings...

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

@SwordPurple @IslesRealist @JoshBarely The only thing that will be passed out is me in my own pee. #fatassGM

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

@lamoriellfaux Good to see you on here, bossman! Enjoy your hot toddy and get some sleep. We have a big day planned of not improving the team, just like when I was running things! #isles #justkeepswimming

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

Clearly I left shoes that were hard to fill but Lou is doing a great job at filling them. Kudos to him on a job well done! #july1stvacation #cluelessGMs #thatsplural #isles #byeBreadman

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

If they wanted a GM who did nothing on 7/1, they could have just kept me. Just saying. #isles #fatassGM

[Garth Faux @GarthFaux]

I love July 1st...the start of many vacations for me over the past decade! #cluelessGM #isles