Lou LamoriellFAUX

Not actually Lou. Even if it was me, I wouldn't tell you.

[Lou LamoriellFAUX @lamoriellfaux]

@islesyanksjets @GarthFaux I wish they sold it by the pallet! #isles #dinosaurGM #octogenariGM

[Lou LamoriellFAUX @lamoriellfaux]

SEE! That's why I just never make any trades! #isles #dinosaurGM

[Michael Russo @RussoHockey]

BREAKING: @TheAthleticMIN has learned that Paul Fenton has been fired as #mnwild GM after just one season. EXCLUSIVE STORY>>>

https://t.co/ycC8kmYfkx

[Lou LamoriellFAUX @lamoriellfaux]

@mike31568057 I'd like to. Early Bird Dinner was like a day ago at this point! #isles #dinosaurGM

[Lou LamoriellFAUX @lamoriellfaux]

So, it is past my bedtime, but I wanted to say hello to Twitterverse and remind everyone how good of a GM I used to be. You know, back when I was with the Devils. #isles #dinosaurGM

[Lou LamoriellFAUX @lamoriellfaux]

@So_Samantha I admit, Panarin would have helped, but otherwise, I'm good with who we have. Yes, our F group won't score much but when we have a Vezina finalist like we do, we will be fine. #ohwait #isles #dinosaurGM

[Lou LamoriellFAUX @lamoriellfaux]

@eyesonislesFS That's ridiculous. You have to at least give me the opportunity to lose Barzal before calling for my job! #dinosaurGM #isles

[Lou LamoriellFAUX @lamoriellfaux]

@isles589 @JCapGLJ Lehner was not a minor signing and neither was Flip! I did a great job with both of them...and then took a nice 7 month nap. #AARP #dinosaurGM #isles