gary

a real life gary

[gary @garthijy]

@HateYrGuts_ I think we could make like 5 tarts tbh. Except I don't know how. But I've already done my bit

[gary @garthijy]

This is my wealth

[gary @garthijy]

@skolemized They are delicious I wish I could give you some. Because they are tasty. But mostly because I have so many of them

[gary @garthijy]

Dizzily stumbling all over the place while trying to type symptoms of heat stroke into Google

[gary @garthijy]

Women want me and men want to be in me

[gary @garthijy]

As a giant retard I find this topic very confusing

[gary @garthijy]

@N3F3RKARA ☹️

[gary @garthijy]

Can you give me money for your birthday

[gary @garthijy]

It's counterculture to listen to music at normal speed

[gary @garthijy]

And a happy Father's Day to all the men out there who never got to be fathers because they couldn't get any pussy

[gary @garthijy]

@HateYrGuts_ I know nothing of bars you'd have to ask someone cool

[gary @garthijy]

I can't have alcohol in the house or else I'll drink it all very quickly and get sad

[gary @garthijy]

@soultomatoe I will not be staying off the jetty

[gary @garthijy]

@HateYrGuts_ One of me existing is already bad enough, I think it would be borderline unethical to bring a second me into the world

[gary @garthijy]

I've lost my frontal lobe where the frick is it

[gary @garthijy]

@Llyucian That's the kind of high IQ idea only someone with a frontal lobe could have, I'll be sure to check

[gary @garthijy]

If you're going to use a penis shaped object to masturbate may I recommend my penis