Chris Garton

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Elizabeth Olsen’s relief at not having to say “my year of dicks” was palpable #Oscars

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Things I don’t understand about #Morbius

#1 why did the experiment have to take place in international waters

#2 why did every single crew member on that boat have an assault weapon

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@mattyglesias It’s weird, the wheel of time looked terrible to me, but the rings of power looked pretty great, maybe even fantastic. Same platform. 🤷‍♂️

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@garton_p @SheilaDWestfall

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Mithril = midichlorians #TheRingsOfPower

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@SheilaDWestfall More talking about how it seems to be functioning within the plot. An unnecessary addition to the original that doesn’t add anything interesting and in general maybe makes it a little more stupid

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@SheilaDWestfall @MichaelWarbur17 What is the context for this

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@sievish

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Wait a minute, is #Wordle just hangman?

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@caitiedelaney If there’s one thing I’ve learned in the last few weeks it’s how important having a documented evacuation plan in case of flooding is.

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My #JurassicWorldDominion review: who the hell is this girl again?

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I just don’t understand how #Westworld got so dumb. It started out so smart.

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Omg, #SheHulkAttorneyAtLaw dropping the correct usage of the word “agnostic” this show is fantastic

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@BrandyLJensen I loved it

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Those little dogs that are like “hey you! Yeah, you! I’m talking to you! FUCK YOU! YEAH I SAID IT. Oh wait. He’s coming over here. Maybe he has food. Well, in that case … wait a minute. What’s this!? NO FOOD!? Alright buddy, you asked for it! FUCK YOU!”

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@neonfinity @ReallyMighty Come on, that show was garbage. At least pick a good one. The O.A. perhaps?

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@andyroddick Think this could be combined with getting rid of lets, and I’d be good with it

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Sort of remarkable how culturally irrelevant #westworld has become. That was a lot of goodwill they squandered.

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@LWhannell Yeah, it looked fantastic to me, which really makes me wonder why the wheel of time looked so bad on my tv. Lots of compression artifacts I think

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I don’t know what these people are on about, she hulk was delightful