First time in a long time that UK’s Eurovision disaster has not been down to the Eurovision’s disdain of the UK, and was purely down to the piss poor song we submitted #Eurovisión2026 👎🏼
@JeremyClarkson Yeah kids. If you don’t get the grades, but your mum was rich from making the the first Paddington Bear toys, you too could be a self-made mum’s son with a helipad.