Gary Crombie

Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

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@markjosephactor Yeah? Well how come I uploaded 4 of my songs to MySpace and didn’t make a penny. Pfff conspiracy peddler!

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@sneakyzebra Mark is such a consummate professional on set and in his prep, and always a joy to work with.

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First time in a long time that UK’s Eurovision disaster has not been down to the Eurovision’s disdain of the UK, and was purely down to the piss poor song we submitted #Eurovisión2026 👎🏼

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@HarlanCoben Matt Smith as Win would be superb. (photo From ChatGPT)

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@russellcrowe Ben Nevis 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

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@iamnunnthewiser Ahhhh I see. Yes that would’ve still been an amazing watch. I’ve heard great things.

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@isabellRoseXoXo Someone farted at 15 seconds 🤔

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I really hate social media on #AprilFoolsDay

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That felt more like Horrible Histories does Game of Thrones #TheKnightofthesevenkingdoms #GameOfThrones

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@jakebrodes Elong Musk

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@Noirchick1 Betty White

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@dom_lucre Got to serve behind the checkout maybe

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This is the most Aussie story you will ever hear! 😮 👏🙏

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@JeremyClarkson Yeah kids. If you don’t get the grades, but your mum was rich from making the the first Paddington Bear toys, you too could be a self-made mum’s son with a helipad.

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@robincarter73 @ScarredForLife2 Don’t, it was The Thin Man that gave me the nightmares

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@rickygervais Socks, drunk and stepsis

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@billymooreAPBD @antmiddleton Ant Middleton

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@uncledoomer Yeah because that would be so good for business 🙄