🄶🄰🅉

[Shegun 🌪️🌟 @ShegunTweets]

this was a genuinely funny movie, and i don’t think adam sandler gets enough credit for how good his dry, deadpan one-liners are, they land every time

[Vincent Kompany @VincentKompany]

“It’s only a game” they say.. #UTC #BurnleyFC

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐌𝐏𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 🏆🥇

[The Burnley Way @TheBurnleyWay]

This is quality 😂

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

We're not done yet.

[🄶🄰🅉 @Gary_Horsfall]

@KainJJBrown @amykble Alcohol

[🄶🄰🅉 @Gary_Horsfall]

@amykble As if you’ve just outed me like this

[🄶🄰🅉 @Gary_Horsfall]

3 pints

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

The Eye of Sauron?

What you're looking at is a top down view of a lava river rushing down a hill in Iceland. And yes, this is the actual speed at which it was flowing. Actual liquid rock at ~1250°C

[Jeroen Van Nieuwenhove: https://t.co/g1BFdkRsXY]
https://t.co/aXu9xP7aO4

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

HE'S GOT HIS HAT-TRICK!!!! 💥💥💥

#BURPNE

[🄶🄰🅉 @Gary_Horsfall]

@amykble @KainJJBrown @Reverend_Makers

[🄶🄰🅉 @Gary_Horsfall]

This is amazing😂 #utc

[Burnley FC @BurnleyOfficial]

Once upon a time... 🪞

[🄶🄰🅉 @Gary_Horsfall]

@KainJJBrown Hope he sees this bro

[🄶🄰🅉 @Gary_Horsfall]

@amykble Someone was bound to make the joke

[🄶🄰🅉 @Gary_Horsfall]

@amykble Probably safer to do it sober tho right?

[🄶🄰🅉 @Gary_Horsfall]

Looked like the tiger was running to me

[Algernon Benedictine @Benny_Nhot]

*** BREAKING NEWS ***

Faced with disciplinary action from the FA .@BurnleyOfficial’s Ashley Barnes apologised for referring to .@Rovers as ‘the bastards’, yesterday.

‘I was caught up in the moment,’ he said. ‘I apologise and should’ve said “horse-fiddlers”’.

#twitterclarets

[Ryanair @Ryanair]

NICE TRY...

[Count Binface @CountBinface]

If Matt Hancock would rather go on I'm A Celebrity than serve his constituents while being paid lots of money to be an MP, he should face an immediate by-election. Against me. RT if you agree.