A Jane Street trader recognized my dashboard before I did
Coffee shop in Lisbon. Time Out Market. I was answering emails, the bot was running on the side.
He sat down without asking.
"That's a Polymarket terminal. You wrote that yourself"
I did. 27 days ago. Haven't touched it since.
He laughed once.
"Define haven't touched"
I haven't opened the code in 27 days. The bot trades on its own. I check it Saturday mornings.
He pulled his chair around to my side of the table.
"Walk me through it"
A green fill landed on the screen mid-sentence. +$94 on an ETH ETF flow market.
The agents do it. There are four of them. They live in a queue.json file on a $5 VPS in Germany. They talk through the queue. They do not talk to me.
Agent 1 reads the book. Polymarket has 500 active markets at any time. The official Rust CLI lets a bot watch all of them with no API key.
https://t.co/SbyxXxEMbe
It scores each one on three things. Gap above 7 cents. Depth above $50K. Resolution under 168 hours. 93% of markets die at this gate. 487 become 35.
He stopped me.
"Where is the edge actually coming from"
The wallets.
Polymarket is on-chain. 86 million trades, every entry, every exit, every wallet, all public. Somebody indexed it.
https://t.co/klxt0tuTYF
I wrote one Claude prompt. Rank every wallet with more than 100 trades and a win rate above 70%, sort by profit, export the top 50. Claude chewed through 14,000 wallets in 4 minutes. Returned 47.
The top 20 of those 47 made more than the bottom 13,000 wallets combined.
He went quiet.
"That's not a feature. That's a list of people to copy"
That's exactly what agent 2 does. Pulls the live holdings of the 47 every 30 seconds. Cross-checks against the 35 markets that survived the scanner. If 3 of the 47 are in the same position, it's real.
Copytrade if you don't want to build it: https://t.co/N2byLbLHH9
The trades I ignore are more important than the ones I take. Sports markets are priced too tight, win rate 52% at best. Markets under $50K depth, slippage eats the edge. Holding to settlement gives back 15-30% of profit every single time.
Agent 4 fixes that one. The 47 whales exit at 73% of max profit on average. They never hold to resolution. They redeploy.
https://t.co/AgUH1LBYQX
Mine cuts at 85% of expected move or a 3x volume spike. Whichever comes first.
He asked about consensus.
Three sub-strategies vote on every trade. Arbitrage. Convergence. Whale copy. Two agree, full Kelly. One alone, quarter Kelly. Disagree, no trade. That one rule killed 40% of losing trades the day I added it.
He pulled out his phone.
"What was the seed"
$200.
"And now"
$14,300. 271 trades. 74% win rate. Sharpe 2.47.
He stared at the wallet for a long time.
"At Jane Street we run thirty engineers and a $400M book to chase Sharpe 2. You're doing it from a Time Out Market with a Hetzner box"
The full stack:
Claude API $20
Hetzner $5
Repos free
Total $25/mo
The seventh repo is the one that ties it together.
https://t.co/DtDFYAifki
53,000 lines of TypeScript. I use three of seven strategies. Three focused agents beat seven unfocused ones.
He DMed me on Sunday.
"Spent yesterday rebuilding it. Mine made $11 on a test wallet overnight. The whale layer is the part nobody on my desk would think of"
I told him the layer is in the repo. The data is on chain.
The repos are free. The window is open. I am still not touching it.
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