Gary Coleman's Ghost

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[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

Just found out all 72 of Osama bin Laden's virgins were babies.

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

My bin Laden rookie card just sky rocketed in value!

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

Who wants to watch the Royal Wedding? I'd much rather watch the Royal Honeymoon! #TheKingsSplooge

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

Even Eskimo kisses give me a boner.

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

Ut oh, I accidentally ate the roses and put the chocolates in water. Oh well, at least I'll have cool looking red poop for a while!

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

If anyone asks me to write a list of the top 50 greatest inventions throughout history I would defintely include recycling.

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

Sorry I've been away from Twitter. I was at a big Connect 4 tournament but finished a disappointing 18th.

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

#FF @GaryColemanGhst -- because if you don't, I'll wrestle your unborn baby. #WombCageMatch http://tinyurl.com/24f569m

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

#FF @GaryColemanGhst -- the original golden voiced homeless man. RT PLEASE!!

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

Leave it to a guy who doesn't have to worry about mispronouncing someone's name to hire Ignatiy Vishnevetsky as on-air talent.

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

With all these slutty outfits tonight, you'd think its Halloween. Happy New Year.

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

Relieved to find out 'Black Swan' isn't another fucking Tyler Perry movie.

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

Steinbrenner took a dump in Jesus' fountain a few nights ago and now the Yankees are out of the playoffs. #DivineIntervention

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

Eh.. breast milk doesn't really live up to the hype.

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

If dogs can read our thoughts, I am in big trouble.

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

I have a whole new appreciation for Baby Back Ribs after seeing what those Chilean miners went through. #BBQsauce

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

Awesome fact about heaven #671: Black people are allowed to go skiing!

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

Christopher Columbus is taking credit for discovering @JuddApatow. I guess some things never change.

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

Although I can't relate to tweens as much these days, I do agree that Justin Bieber has beautiful hair. #NoPedo

[Gary Coleman's Ghost @GaryColemanGhst]

My death has officially been ruled accidental. Now @denhoppersghost has everyone calling me 'Clumsy Coleman'. FMAL