Gary Colyn

[Gary Colyn @garycolyn]

Tomorrow I celebrate no pants Sunday!

[Gary Colyn @garycolyn]

I saw a midget carrying a Tv to his car today ....i said : "Hey u need help with that Plasma ? "He said "fuck- off Asshole,its a fucken Ipad

[Gary Colyn @garycolyn]

I always wash my hands BEFORE using the toilet! I know wxactly where my penis has been. Its my hands i dont trust!

[Gary Colyn @garycolyn]

@Elecsec @BallzRadio @F1sasha @disifensham Its true, we did have 3 aliens at pintos!

[Gary Colyn @garycolyn]

Ready for @F1sasha, @Saltysnollie, @JustPlainTwit with @BallzRadio! #mozambirthday http://t.co/aRWFGcwV9u

[Gary Colyn @garycolyn]

Today @Ballzradio arrives in Ponta, and Saturday they will be rocking the party at Pintos Night Club! #mozambirthday #Pintos #XDA

[Gary Colyn @garycolyn]

@LetsQuoteComedy

[Gary Colyn @garycolyn]

Rock bottom isn't such a bad place! Nice solid base to build up from.

[Gary Colyn @garycolyn]

ants scare the shit outta me!! You don't wanna fuck with anything that can survive a minute in the microwave!