Gary Craig

Suspended between Finchley Central and High Barnet

[Gary Craig @garycrg]

@josiahjdp Didn’t happen. BS.

[Gary Craig @garycrg]

@josiahjdp Didn’t happen. Absolute bollocks.

[Louis Dunford @LouisDunford]

The Story of The Angel ❤️

[Danny Baker @prodnose]

Heads up everyone! Vogue have got a Big Fashion Issue out.
I normally only buy it for their football coverage.

[Gary Craig @garycrg]

Liverpool FC. Best team in the Premiership? Probably. Luckiest team ? Undoubtedly.

[Robbo @stevelovescake]

Blimey, how big is their trampoline?

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Babe, what’s wrong? You’ve hardly touched Sausagehenge.

[Miffy @miffythegamer]

This is simply epic. 😆

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

How a Brummie asks for a prawn cocktail flavour crisp

[Gary Craig @garycrg]

@TheRstott Similar thing happened to me. When her head twisted someone shouted ‘Gottle of gear, gottle of gear…’

[Gary Craig @garycrg]

@krysmatic @curiosityonx Take the bins out.

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Whoever did this is going to hell #funny 😂😂😂

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Registering the death of my Uncle Arthur at the coroners office and when asked for the deceased's name, I replied "A. Smith" The coroner then asked " A for?", to which I replied "Apple". I"ve never lived it down and my wife constantly brings it up over 30 years later.

[Gary Craig @garycrg]

@footballfights And I thought Mr Bean was popular.

[Matt @winnersmedia]

One of fave Bob Mortimer clips with Richard Ayoade. Gets me every time!

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

Surely this is just asking for trouble.

[Roy Keane's Film Reviews @roykeanereviews]

“It just shouldn’t take three men to look after a baby.
There’s absolutely no teamwork, no plan and no work rate. It’s embarrassing”

[𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 @pearlylondon]

Phew! Thank Christ the MET office advisers have told me to wrap up warm in these temperatures otherwise I'd be walking around in a bikini, eating a solero and rubbing ice cubes on my fucking nipples. 🙄