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[Won $upreme 🇯🇲 @RjNotRajay]

Your brother called you to send him an Uber to go to school, during a flash flood warning & heavy rains & u come proudly to twitter to say u didn't send it to teach him to be prepared because he could've bought an umbrella all weekend...while it rained as well? Okie dokie.

[Chezlie @Chezlie_s]

One a my biggest fear is being in JA and needing emergency services

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

ADHD people being mentally and physically exhausted but still staying up because they didn't get enough "me time" after surviving the whole day.

[Anna @AnnalisaK]

This is why I can't live outside the Caribbean, cause why 200 people commenting on her saying pipe??? Water is PIPED, through PIPES into your home! Yuh can't be this obtuse, seriously!

[T. @tiddle22]

Mobay airport having 3 starbucks instead of a cafe blue, a wendys instead of an island grill and a dairy queen instead of a devon house ice cream shop is a sin.

[Galen @clovergal_]

Women are afraid men will:
A. Drug them
B. Beat them
C. Rape them
D. Kill them
E. All of the above

Men are afraid women will:
A. Laugh at them
B. Reject them
C. Use them for a free meal

[s @sfergs_]

Trinidad & tobago has the best KFC in the Caribbean. Anyone who says Jamaica KFC is better simply just hasn’t had the one from Trinidad.

[IG: yawdmonteet🇯🇲 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @colomboclaat876]

Rest of the world: great idea!
Jamaicans: who say you did dunce?

[The Protagonist @protagonist_xi]

Women hate men as a SYSTEM, not as individuals.
Men hate women as PEOPLE.

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

MINIMUM WAGE SHOULD COVER RENT, FOOD, HEALTHCARE, AND TRANSPORTATION. IF IT DOESN’T, IT’S NOT A LIVING WAGE.

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

my favorite animal… the shimp

[💞 @lowkeyenergy_]

I really miss those days when people use to write long paragraphs for your birthday and waited until 12:00 tryna be the first one to send you

[Maryam @hell_line0]

“All women do is use men”

First of all, I can’t remember the last time I found a man useful.

[Maira @maira4yo]

I think a man should look at you and want to work harder to give you everything you deserve if not then imo he's not worth your time.

[a me @ms_shaley]

Mi cousin Errol name him daughter Sherrol and him son Terrol 😭

[Oti Splendour @otisplendour]

i love when someone says “that’s so you” it’s nice knowing i have a little vibe of my own

[shato @meishato]

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

[jynx @jynxbby]

in your 20s there will be an evil narcissist demon disguised as the man of your dreams

it’s important that you run from that loser before he steals your light