Gary Fantana

Made in Peckham

[Gary Fantana @GaryFantana]

@SecretDJBook @rustyrockets There’s a brilliant chapter on Brand in Danny Wallace’s recent book ‘Somebody Told Me’. Though you’ve summed it up quite perfectly here.

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@WgtnWaterNZ Saw one of your trucks speeding up, then going straight over a zebra crossing outside Worser Bay school just after 7:30 this morning. A child was about to cross. A big truck had already stopped at the crossing on the other side of the road.

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@WgtnPhoenixFC @skystadium Stadium full of children and you’ve closed off the shaded seats. Terrible optics. Terrible crowd management.

[emma freud 💙 🔴 @emmafreud]

This is huge... @achrisevans has just GIVEN @comicrelief the stunning Emerald Green Jaguar which HRH The Queen drove (not 'was driven in', she drove it). A £10 donation at https://t.co/29QuYEY1Az buys a ticket for the raffle. PLEASE buy one, and RT? #onecarefulladyowner

[Gary Fantana @GaryFantana]

@lizfraser1 Hi Liz! Sending love from NZ. All of that and you’re still OK and you’re still going! Let’s all be magnificent in 2023. ❤️

[Gary Fantana @GaryFantana]

@AucklandCity_FC @MRAFC1907 What a goal! 🙌🏻

[Gary Fantana @GaryFantana]

@SecretDJBook Or "read that again" - your tiny brain couldn't possibly have understood my last incredibly profound statement in just one reading

"let that sink in" is another one. Cretinous behaviour.

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

If a pheasant kicks sand in your face on a Spanish beach don't hate the playa, hate the game.

[Gary Fantana @GaryFantana]

@DavidLammy Happy birthday David!

[Phantoms @phantoms]

Every electronic festival for the next month.

[Gary Fantana @GaryFantana]

@kehinde_andrews @Nicole_ACA Such sad news ❤️

[Gary Fantana @GaryFantana]

@SDMoore77 The usual - a load of superficial arguments from people who should get out more

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

“As per my email…”

Ooh, someone’s absolutely livid.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

December 1st: Mull everything. If it moves, mull it. Wine? Mull it. Cider? Mull it. Water? Mull it. Socks? Mull ‘em. Pigeons? Get them mulled. Hair? Mullet. Kettle? Fill it with mull. Mull everything in Britain.

[The Acoustic Egg Box #MDANT @IanPople1]

Einstein’s theory of record collecting

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@petepaphides https://t.co/FCkCOCSapT

[Gary Fantana @GaryFantana]

@brick_brewery Great, thanks!

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@brick_brewery Hi, what time does your shop open on Saturday mornings?

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@djjjfrost @MrChuckD @ReportFrost @theboatpod @ChipShopBXTN Wow! 🔥🙌🏻

[Gary Fantana @GaryFantana]

@djjjfrost I bet he's already had a call from GB News