Gary Geniesse

I'm a software developer, amateur photographer, father of two, husband of one, and all around nice guy.

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

Yeh, I knew it wouldn't take long for the internet to link the Hawk Tuah girl to Finding Nemo. #HawkTuah #MountWannahockaloogie

[MinneMama @MAGAmamaMN]

Spit on that thing 💦🌋 #hawktuah #wannahockaloogie

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

The motivational thought "Hard things will remain hard until you do them." was not intended as a double entendre. #MotivationalQuotes #dadjokes

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

To his credit, after the first 10 minutes, he called a solid game. Just the first few drives, he didn't say much other than "thiiiird down".

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

At Gator game... does this announcer guy... announce things or just say "thiiiiird down" like he's Michael Buffer? #gogators

[Jiselle Lee @jiselle_lee]

Thanks @michaelsokolove for speaking with me earlier this summer about UF President Ben Sasse’s presence on campus. @TheAlligator has covered Sasse’s journey here for almost a year now. A lot has changed, and all eyes are on UF. Read about it in @nytimes:
https://t.co/X4888YAK2X

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

@GatorsThings Kerwin Bell!

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

By the way, I totally brought my 15-year-old to the concert. I'm such a rule-breaker.

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

Convinced the @tmbg Flood tour is 16 years and up because they don't want kids to hear the truth about MINIMUM WAGE.... HYAH!

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

Earworm of the morning: "Are you the one and only-al, ceremonial, reject from the top?". Also, just learned this was a completely misheard lyric and it's really "Are you the one and only who's sad and lonely? You're reaching for the top." Thanks, @rikemmett and @TriumphTheBand .

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

@WackyTabaxi The River?

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

@WackyTabaxi I know this isn't it, but colors were too close to not say it.

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

Just tried @ChickfilA 's new Seasonal Frosted Watermelon Mint Lemonade. Trying to figure out what horrible medicine from my youth it tastes most like. First thought is Phillips' Milk of Magnesia.

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

@Metallica Got it today! Trying to figure out why the band ok'd this unnecessarily complicated CD packaging with no pouch for the booklet. Yes I'll look at it once or twice, but I don't want to have to deal with it every time I (slide, fold, fold, fold, fold) pull out the CD.

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

@drmnolan Not sure if this is a possibility due to copyright, but perhaps students could volunteer (or get paid) to record audio resources for the blind / other communities needing audio versions of library assets.

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

@fatcritscholar @hyattregency I'm not sure I could think of a worse headline for this article. At least the article itself is relatively informative.

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

@UFCJCLibrarian Only life lesson I would take from this is that your professor was a complete asshole who has no concept of students learning or life happening.

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

@drmnolan @Dr_Stofer @samuel_putnam Very cool, I've seen this or something like it on several ads. Hopefully, the reviewers are actually taking it to heart!

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

@gmasonFL That's the long and the short of it...

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

@GatorDs_V @jerkinjerky People like this are why I keep thinking I should get a dashcam.

[Gary Geniesse @garygen]

@UFCJCLibrarian Yes! Lemon lime Chek Soda was my drink through high school. Unfortunately, churning out a generic social platform at scale is not trivial. (Heck, even keeping this one up without staff is not trivial.)