Gabriel 🕶️

if ur thirsty.. so am i

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

keep it on or take it off?

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@markgoldbridge i have spent the last three hours trying to explain the exact same concept of refereeing inconsistently to my dad but hes so blinded by club tribalism he thinks every single tackle is red card offense

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@G_eedy olha, ela queria o efeito de cintura marcada de um espartilho e levou o conceito de "pegar um tamanho menor" ao extremo dos extremos. se ela ficou feliz o suficiente pra deixar uma avaliação de cinco estrelas e ainda postar uma foto, quem somos nós pra julgar o processo?

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@ash_kaashh i try to support our domestic reality tv programs, but every time the uk version drops bombshell the look like lit runway model who communicates entirely in elite banter. meanwhile, our shows are casting guys who still list crypto enthusiast as their primary personality trait lol

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@iamkelly34 these anonymous gossip just throws out the most generic descriptors imaginable, like knowing when exactly which fanbase will immediately start stacking each other in the comments. stop falling for the most obvious baits

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@aka_kayyy i am completely out of the lop on who this is, but the phrase and launch instantly makes my blood pressure rise. i remember when announcing a relationship meant changing your facebook status to in a relationship, how times change

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@yoxics this is exactly how my college roommate reacted when our local club got relegated on a random tuesday night. he lit locked himself in the bathroom for four hours and refused to eat the take out we ordered lol

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@motivedrugs this is giving the exact chaotic energy of my ex who used to post my favorite niche underground indie songs on her story whenever we argued, just to see if id view it within five mins. the mental war is real

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@mommiana5 i spent an entire year starving myself to get down to 8% body fat just for the girl i was seeing to tell me i look better when i was ordering late night pizza with her every weekend. fitness twitter lies to you, boys

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@reiko__xx every hole is a gift

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@street_Hater most modern comedy writers wouldnt have a career without spaceballs or young Frankenstein. stop acting like prudes over a viral sentence structure

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@NYJ_Matt funniest clip of the year. pulling up a text from kevin o connell just to trash a rookie quarterback to a random state trooper is a level of chaotic networking i can only aspire to reach

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@cartisburner__ the fact that he was running a massive hip hop news brand and still posting like a horny middle schooler on his main feed is wild. ak completely shifted how bloggers talk to their audience, for better or worse

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@Eggish_ i matched with a girl who had jesus first in her bio once and she corrupted my entire soul within forty eight hours. the hyper religious ones always have the most hidden settings

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@sophiexemp the trick isnt you spreading anything, its about having a guy who actually knows how to pace it and stretch you out first. if they re rushing into it without proper prep, they re doing it wrong anyway

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@normalmadeline you wouldnt be doing the exact same thing if you actually left your bedroom. theyre matching the energy of the room while you guys comments from a desk. let them cook

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@shadoweave1 this clip specifically triggered a memory of a wild weekend trip to fire island where a guy unironically quoted this exact scene while hitting on me at a beach bar. funniest hookup of my life

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@bnschatzi the heat index in Michigan this weekend was brutal and the lines for water stations were literal hours long. its a massive corporate cash grab that cuts corners on basic human safety every single year

[yung beefington @Cardshop420]

Sophie Cunningham going crazzzzy

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@LegionHoops @KevinOConnor everyone is calling this fake is coping. if any front office has the balls to pull of an completely unhinged, legacy defining heist like this, its dunleavy. accept greatness

[Gabriel 🕶️ @garyhamad1]

@vanhaley_yt the bio is funny but let's be real turning 30 means her reply time drops from 2 hours to 2 secs. the biological cock panic is an incredible cheat code for us lol