Gary Piss

just off the key of reason

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

Fuck Iceage

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

I really disappeared up my ass here but I believe this. We wait on a whim for things that come & dog we’re in the dirt

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

Life is a spiritually unlockable structure where things become revealed to you through unknowable achievements

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

I just wanted you to know!

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

I follow the voice of Mojo Nixon

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

I go where the spirit moves man

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

I love Stan but like you show up to Elvin Jones MccCoy Coltrane Ron Carter & you’re Stan Getz?!

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

Stan Getz & Coltrane played in the same band?

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

It had to be a label thing

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

Yesterday Danny & I broke the world record for greatest guys

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

@MRTINCUNNINGHAM That’s good to hear Martin thank you 🫶

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

The nice thing about coming in to work hungover is

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

It’s her I have to thank for all my songs

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

All of the nations coming together to build a giant boat to send Jack Harlow out to sea never to return

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

I’ve always said the same about Daniel but for his homosexuality

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Meryl Streep says Stanley Tucci has “an elegance to his heterosexuality”:

“Stanley has an elegance to his heterosexuality, his undeniable heterosexuality, which is formidable. Not that heterosexuality is better than any other kind of sexuality, it's just that elegance - real, unforced, natural, unstyled elegance - is sometimes harder for straight men. I’m not looking at anybody here or intending any slight, but I'm just saying.”

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

@spanicathedisco @fwxainthosis What’s his name?

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

@spanicathedisco @uncledoomer I drive a chevy

[Gary Piss @garyhpiss]

@spanicathedisco @Complex In the bathtub