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The manager Mikel Arteta
Was always a bit of a fretter.
He was worried about
Global warming and drought,
So he sent a long letter to Greta.
#MOTD
#Gunners4life

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The manager Jurgen Klopp
Heard some music while on the big shop.
He danced in the aisles
And the staff were all smiles
Until management told him to stop.
#MOTD
#LiverpoolFC

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The footballing pundit called Mika
Had just begun dating a biker
Donning head to toe leather
Whatever the weather
He started to look just like her
#MOTD

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After filming, Lineker and Jenas
Asked the crew, “Has anyone seen us?”
After checking the rushes
They saved all their blushes
As they couldn’t see either man’s… socks

#MOTD

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Although youthful of face, Guardiola
Found his body was fast getting older.
From his toes to his mouth
All his bits headed south.
With three balls at his feet he fell over.

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The footballer, Azpilicueta
Had just bought a lovely new sweater.
He bought it to swim in
Having heard from some women
That the wetter the sweater the better.

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The footballer known as Lukaku
Was standing alone in a bar queue.
He said, “D’you want a drink?”
I said, “What do you think?”
He said, “ I thought it polite just to ask you.”