johnathan

[ali @alibarbarrrr]

all my friends are perverts take it slow

[johnathan @garynarwald]

I phoking phuck with pho

[johnathan @garynarwald]

Ok but who put boogie in the Berger

[johnathan @garynarwald]

Likeeee I know I’m a baddie but I don’t know if you know I’m a baddie and that’s the issue

[johnathan @garynarwald]

@angrycheese64 Me too so much

[johnathan @garynarwald]

sometimes I feel so estranged and then I miss my friends from junior year of high-school and listen to slaughter beach dog

[lime lips @mamimommymaddie]

I just want to hangout can we just hangout pls I don’t wanna do this school work thing anymore let’s just hangout

[johnathan @garynarwald]

@bakaboomboom Pls

[johnathan @garynarwald]

Wait lowkey…. What if we changed adulthood to start at like age 30👀👀

[johnathan @garynarwald]

I am not allowed to see friends more than once a week for the next month. Please forget I exist so I can bear this burden.

[lime lips @mamimommymaddie]

How is it already November 9th I’m going to shit and throw up everywhere

[kk @pnutbutterkk]

I look 5 years old today

[kk @pnutbutterkk]

I love when people notice things about me because I don’t think I’m real

[lime lips @mamimommymaddie]

When the squad realizes we all incels so we have to crash the car

[johnathan @garynarwald]

He is spaghetti mouth like I’m sorry

[johnathan @garynarwald]

I have to vent on Twitter so I can be okay at the function tonight and it’s working

[johnathan @garynarwald]

Anyone know of a job with no standing no thinking good pay and no customers lmk

[johnathan @garynarwald]

I’m sorry I screamed and banged my head against the wall an even number of times❤️ I had to set up Christmas at Starbucks last night