Gary W Peckham

I was born. Now I'm alive. Cheers!

[Gary W Peckham @garypeckham]

@SamuelLJackson calling the restaurant:
"Hi. I think I left my wallet there."
Hostess: "It looks like we have a few lost wallets. Which one is yours?"
You know the rest.

[Gary W Peckham @garypeckham]

@roywoodjr Steel Reserve 221. Some get excited by it, most know of the potential for disaster, and we all learn our lesson in the end. Well, most do.

[Gary W Peckham @garypeckham]

@realDonaldTrump Please act like the President of the greatest country on Earth. At least try.

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Here's Mike Pence repeatedly dodging @VaughnHillyard's question about whether he was aware his administration was holding up aide to Ukraine as leverage to get the Ukrainian government to investigate the Bidens (via @TheBeatWithAri)

[Gary W Peckham @garypeckham]

@realDonaldTrump Suggestion: fly to Moscow, announce your resignation, live out the rest of your cheeseburger filled life in exile with your best bud, Vladdy, and leave us to clean up this mess in your wake. Either that, or kick and scream until it's jail time.

[Gary W Peckham @garypeckham]

@irishson1916 @Acosta "Bring out the gimp."
"The gimp's tweeting."
"Well, shut him up and get him out here!"

[Gary W Peckham @garypeckham]

@LizRNC Yes . . . those inner-city impoverished minority groups of coastal elites.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

I have found that contempt, derision, and misdirections for those asking questions of the powerful are often symptoms of deep fears for the truth that could be exposed.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Congress: “We’re going to need a copy of the President’s tax returns from 2013-2018.”

45: “No, I’m ‘under audit.’ ”

Congress: “We didn’t ask you.”

🧾💅🏽

[Gary W Peckham @garypeckham]

I'd like to give Christian ISIS a name.
I call them ASSES.
American Shitheads Supposedly Entitled to Supremacy
#resist #DomesticTerrorism #fucknazis

[Gary W Peckham @garypeckham]

#hamberders #resist #cheflife

[Gary W Peckham @garypeckham]

#America won after 8 years of #Obama, then we hit the #reset button on #democracy.
#Resist #historyinthemaking

[Gary W Peckham @garypeckham]

If someone could please make an action/drama series set in the #fuedal era of #Klingon history, that would be great. #makeitso #StarTrek #StarTrekTNG

[Gary W Peckham @garypeckham]

Is there an #Evil #SantaClaus on the South Pole with an army of #drow that steal the presents back from poor kids? #MerryChristmas

[Samuel L. Jackson @SamuelLJackson]

Why is that Hemorrhoid threatening to shut down the Government over a Wall budget? What happened to “and Mexico is gonna pay for it”??!!#ineversaidthat#yesthefuckyoudidmotherfucker

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

To all our veterans and your families: thank you. There's no tribute that can truly match the magnitude of your service and sacrifice. But all of us can do our best to live up to the American values of service, responsibility, generosity, and citizenship that you helped defend.

[Gary W Peckham @garypeckham]

@sirDukeDevin @realDonaldTrump Nice try, but he doesn't know how to operate an umbrella.

[Dan Rather @DanRather]

Mass murder at a Pittsburgh synagogue. A killer targeting African Americans in Kentucky. The bomb maker. The focus should not be only on Trump, but all who excuse, abet, or stand in silence while hate is stoked for political gain.

[Gary W Peckham @garypeckham]

#StarTrek #TNG #makeitso

[Gary W Peckham @garypeckham]

#worf #startrek #tng #StarTrekTNG