Gary Ratowski

Former 80’s Network Crime Series Hockey Cop turned NHL analyst/gambling guy. now former NHL analyst and Current Call of Duty Trasher. Game is bugged. sucks ass

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

This was 12 days ago and somehow it got worse. It’s honestly embarrassing at this point. @RavenSoftware @CallofDuty y’all might be worse than @comcast @Xfinity . Very close to the top of the shitlist now #rebirthisland #WarzonePacific #CallofDuty #CallofDutyWarzone

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

Yo @CallofDuty it won’t even let me into a game now. Things just keep getting better and better for ya. All hail Caldera

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

Day 2 of not being able to play @CallofDuty because I get stuck in this screen and then time out. Game sucks. Time to go play golf in the metaverse. #CallofDuty #Warzone #rebirthisland

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

@CallofDuty @RavenSoftware @SHGames @Treyarch @InfinityWard Day 20 of trashing call of duty and war zone bc I could have trained some elephants to jerk themselves off on command before call of duty fixes their bugs and crashes

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

Day 112 and @CallofDuty @ModernWarzone is still unplayable. How does the game reload every 10 seconds and get kicked. Can’t load into the game and then when I do I can’t see my guns. What a trash game #Warzone #CallofDuty

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

@VirginiaDMV Ill stop drinking entirely if you never play that god awful grown man acting like a baby wanting ice cream commercial.

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

@GolfChannel @PNCchampionship If y'all haven't caught on. There has been 4 hours of golf with 15 minutes of coverage. The last group is on 9 and coverage doesn't start for another 2 hours. what the hell are y'all covering from 3-6pm?

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@PNCchampionship That live stream coverage was like me in bed. Ended quickly and not at all satisfying

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

@ESPNFantasy what in the tarnations is this crap? Nice analysis. Dude Not only doesn’t start he actually gets negative yardage

[Analytics Capper @AnalyticsCapper]

If the Diamondbacks come back and win, I’ll give someone who RT and Like this tweet free VIP for ALL OF SEPTEMBER.

You guys know I'll do it if they lose anyways!

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Pay $10 bucks a month to watch fuckin Patrick Reed, Dechambeau and Sungjae Im all morning til you see 3 hours of TV coverage in the afternoon. Kind of horse shit is this? Put the local member guest on I’d rather pay 20 bucks to watch a bunch of drunk guys play golf. @PGATOUR

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

They must not have allowed Cocaine and Vodka into the bubble. #WSHvsNYI #ALLCAPS

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

Well at least the Capitals had 2 good periods this post season

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

You ask what the @Capitals are gonna do when @ovi8 is gone??

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

Now if Kuznetsov scores his celly will be dubbed the bald eagle.

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

Are.... are they rubbing his head for good luck? What kind of Russian dark magic did they do in the locker room after the first period

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

The @capitals having the best Penalty Kill #ALLCAPS #WSHvsNYI

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

If the caps complete this comeback in the series by some divine miracle many people including myself...

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

The @capitals after this first period

[Gary Ratowski @GaryRatowski]

Caps should probably resort to taking their skates off and trying to stab some guys. Idk seems like they’re running out of options