Gary Scardinia

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

Holy moly nerds, just because #codemash had some budget cuts doesn't mean for you to cut deodorant out of your own budget #peeyou #boopersWhiskeyPicNOW

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

I haven't been at PPG arena, since that crazy fool @safetypam took off her pants and defecated on her seat, all because Malchin got a bogus penalty.

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

Well, it's been a while old friends. I've tried to stay quiet, but have to say this about #Codemash 2k22 : the masks are a good thing, as they hide the IPA beer fart breath from all the nerds

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

Sorry @Codemash , I’m off to #awsreinvent this November. Time to see who in Nevada needs a #shavedneck. #WendysStinks #CramerStinks #NVDIAStinks

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

@shalomshuli it is so great hearing you on the podcast thinger. May all your babas be booey!!

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

It's been a while, and I hope he's not angry ... but I want to wish a very happy birthday to the immortal @jayharris . I am so proud of the man you have become! For old times sake, #codemash #shavedneck !!!!!

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

Wow, just heard from one of thy Lieges that #Pennsic 2020 will be cancelled due to Caronavirus! When will thy madness end!!!!

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

Some Hot Yogi guy is cursing up a storm in the "Own Your Career (an owner’s guide for techies)" session at #codemash . I can feel the snowflakes getting offended with each passing second....

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

If anyone sees a man in a #LargeRedJacket, tweet at me. This guy is da bomb dot com #CodeMash

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

#codemash tells me to register for precompilers, now they are telling me they are "rolling back" and it is "first come first serve". This it way too much aggravation to see some hippies read some googled article to me on how to program Alexa

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

The real fortunate part about attending a #codemash precompiler is avoiding all the Millennial BO that comes later in the week

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

@shiptonpa123 @WWE @SashaBanksWWE @NiaJaxWWE The Boss is it Best!

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

@realellsworth Stay away from underage girls

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

Getting ready for a night full of drunken nerds, horrible board games, and IPA flatulence at #CodeMash

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

Between the frequent trips to crowded toilets from our brat and burger lunch, to the uncomfortable conference chairs, my colon and tailbone are in need of some #tlc. #CodeMash #MakeAmericaGreatAgain

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

@StyngrayChosen @SlothFratelli39 @Eagles Also, kick was tipped https://t.co/hZtmI5plh8

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

@StyngrayChosen @SlothFratelli39 @Eagles Sorry you guys are losers and got beat by The Super Bowl Champs in your own house!!! Have fun finishing in last place next year with your first place scehdule!!!

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

@StyngrayChosen @SlothFratelli39 @Eagles If they would have outplayed us, wouldn't they have allowed less points? Goodnight dummy.

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

@StyngrayChosen @SlothFratelli39 @Eagles The Eagles coughed up two horrible turnovers and still won, on the road. Sounds like your stinky team is not as good as you think they are....

[Gary Scardinia @garyscardinia]

Hey @AustinSchertz , this year at @Codemash, you will meet me for a date instead of hiding and playing BOTW. Else, you will pay in wedgies