Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom

3 time divorcee, 4 duis, and 99 problems but a beer ain’t 1 | Roll neers #pkt

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

Ask me what time it is? #patiobeer

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

Earn the beers gentleman #inclinewalk

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

@smallfrykurt During Jobless June? Yeah I’ll pass #unemployment

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

Ask me what time it is? #patiobeer

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

Too bad I don’t have a job #rollneers

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

I’d rather buy beer off the shelves than from the cooler #roomtemp

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

Does it get worse then blacking out at your friends sister’s grad party #gotnoplay

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

Mind if I booze? #lank

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

@GeraldTheJet790 Cheers 🍻

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

Lacrosse Segway pipeline #PrivateEquity

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

Glad to see the world is healing #goat

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

@GeraldTheJet790 Play a real man’s game

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

What’s some new lingo I need in my everyday vocabulary #lank

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

Drinks at hometown Applebees on Tuesday night #beatit

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

@GeraldTheJet790 @chadrpalumbo Was always the jet

[Gerald “The Jet” Johnson @GeraldTheJet790]

Four goals in the first half and the signature jet celebration… lets fucking go @chadrpalumbo 30 minutes for the rest of your life, finish the job

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

@chadrpalumbo let it fucking hang kid #rugburn

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

Heard Princeton was so confident they bought a kilo for the post game #ballers

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

How long after graduation until you remove the letters in your bio #QOTD

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

Hung hung hung sahur right now #hangxiety

[Gary “The Bottom” Applebottom @garythebottom]

Dad’s CarPlay dox #notashamed