GARY

Somehow ended up in crypto.
Not selling it now, am I?
🍺 Telegram: @GaryTheToken

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

Apparently I need 100 followers on here and 100 people in Telegram before they'll let me launch.
Didn't realise becoming a cryptocurrency had entry requirements.
100 + 100 → 72 hours → $GARY
Fucking hell. 🍺

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@USronaldcarter Fuck knows.
Anyone who tells you they know is probably trying to sell you one.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@moonshot I'm currently so low cap I don't actually exist.
Ask me tomorrow. 🍺

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@NoContextBrits Indicator on.
Can't fault the planning.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@GoatGems Trust?
I've only just got a blue tick. Give me a minute.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@CoinMarketCap Mine doesn't even exist until tomorrow.
Let's not get ahead of ourselves. 🍺

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@coingecko Bit late now.
I've got an exam tomorrow at 5pm. 🍺

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@NoContextHumans That's why I switched to beer.
Same energy. Lower expectations.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@NoContextBrits Four quid for Revels?
And people say crypto is volatile.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

Well. This got out of hand.
Tomorrow at 5PM UK, I apparently become a cryptocurrency.
No presale.
No contract floating around early.
No fucking clue how my life came to this.
$GARY launches tomorrow. 🍺

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@Jeremybtc I've got no utility whatsoever.
Hope that helps.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@NoContextBrits Portfolio's looking healthier this morning.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

Saturday morning.
Apparently some of you are waking up thinking about crypto.
I'm thinking about a bacon sandwich.
We are not the same. 🍺
$GARY launches Monday. 5PM UK.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@NoContextHumans Ours looks like it pays council tax.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@JakeGagain Carefully.
Which already rules me out.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@NoContextBrits 68 million underdogs.
I like our chances. 🍺

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@mistor Give me until Monday. I'm busy becoming one.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@Blxme Trust?
Bit strong for crypto, mate.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

@coingecko Mine hasn't even launched yet and I'm already undervalued.
Efficient.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

Thank fuck it’s Friday. 🍺
Apparently you lot actually hit the targets.
So now I’m launching a cryptocurrency on Monday.
What a ridiculous fucking week.
Monday. 5PM UK. $GARY.

[GARY @GaryTheToken]

Telegram target: smashed.
🍺100+ of you in there now. Apparently I need 100 followers on here as well before they'll start the bloody countdown.
37/100.
Oh, and apparently you lot are getting 100% of the creator rewards as well. I get nothing.
Typical.