Control is an illusion.

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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Charlie was murdered by the Dark for showing people the Light

[England @England]

An all-timer of an interview 😂❤️

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@vernshank

[Oasis @oasis]

Get ready to experience one of the most anticipated rock ‘n’ roll comebacks of our time.
Witness the return of Oasis in “Don’t Look Back In Anger,” in cinemas and IMAX this September.

[Control is an illusion. @gash1987]

@vernshank ,🤣🤣🤣

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Is this you @WMPolice?

That womans face at the end speaks for all of us.

Embarrassing.

[Tommy Robinson 🇬🇧 @TRobinsonNewEra]

Is this you @WMPolice?

That womans face at the end speaks for all of us.

Embarrassing.

[Scuderia Ferrari HP @ScuderiaFerrari]

SPRINT POLE FOR LEWIS!! A super start to the weekend 👊🇬🇧

[Steve Laws 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Steve_Laws_]

When you pull out your phone in London:

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@vernshank

[Best of British Comedy @BestOfUKComedy]

Thomas Tutchel’s next team talk #WorldCup

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@vernshank

[PlayStation @PlayStation]

Important updates:

News on physical discs for new games - https://t.co/BzZODXdWGY

News on PlayStation Store on PS3 and PS Vita - https://t.co/ev3mN6wj14

[Rangers Football Club @RangersFC]

💙We can today announce the signing of midfielder Dan Neil on a three-year contract, subject to international clearance.

The 24-year-old former England youth international arrives at Ibrox after spending the second half of last season on loan with Ipswich Town from Sunderland, making 16 Championship appearances as the Tractor Boys secured promotion to the Premier League.

👉 https://t.co/3Q4sBVFDhT

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@vernshank

[Dougie Critchley @DougieCritchley]

I've been hurt by Sunderland players leaving before...

Darren Bent to Aston Villa, Patrick Van Aanholt to Crystal Palace, Stéphane Sessègnon to West Brom, even Josh Maja to Bordeaux...

I could always handle players like Henderson, Mignolet, Jobe taking huge, deserved leaps, Pickford the same after we were relegated... but I've never liked players making sideways steps.

Nothing though, will be able to prepare me for seeing Granit Xhaka in a Chelsea shirt... I can't begin to fathom it.

Chelsea are a bigger club, with a better chance of silverware over the next few seasons... but they've finished 10th or below twice in the last 4 years, finished 3 places below Sunderland in 25/26, losing to us home and away, and feel like a long way off their peak.

Xhaka would throw away EVERYTHING he's said about Sunderland, the fans, the community... to move back to London, work with a manager he's already worked with and represent one of Arsenal's biggest rivals?

I'm always reluctant to use words like betrayal... football is a business, players have to make decisions that they think is best for them...

But for me it would be one of the most soulless moves of the summer.

[Sunderland AFC @SunderlandAFC]

List of Premier League clubs with more goals at the World Cup than Sunderland:

End of list.

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@piersmorgan @Cristiano

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@vernshank

[Katie Hopkins @KTHopkins]

A woke-tard landlord physically assaulted me and spat in my face “my wife is Palestinian”.

Darling, you gave my sympathy. But you do need to own your issues.

Tonight I will watch the game with REAL MEN

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@RockstarGames

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Liverpool are set to sign Víctor Muñoz with HIJACK done, HERE WE GO! 🔴🇪🇸

Newcastle in advanced talks for days but #LFC enter the deal, verbally agree terms with Muñoz and activate €40m release clause.

All set to be signed and another big surpise. 🧨

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@Keir_Starmer

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@DustinCanFly

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@DustinCanFly Congratulations

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@motorolaUK @vernshank

[Lewis Hamilton @LewisHamilton]

REMEMBER WHO YOU ARE