Alissa Miller

Starving author but lover of all things luxurious...Mixology still pays the bills, y'all.

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

Somebody give @TylerBaltierra Husband of the Century status. Love his heart. So much heavy for a young man, but he pulls it off effortlessly.

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

trump’s habit of telling women he wants to have sex with that they remind him of ivanka, in addition to being gross, is incredibly rude to tiffany

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

Binging start - finish on #RayDonovan. @LievSchreiber. has stolen my fkn ❤. I.Just.Cant.🍀

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

Fuck yesterday. Onward and up. Ain't a yankee one that can handle this fireball. 🔥

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

@Bourdain tweeting about #WV nearly brings me to tears. I'm so glad someone appreciates her beauty besides we natives. #BornandRaised #304

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

@Bourdain Born and raised in the 304 #PointPleasant. 💛💙 Blue n gold run through these veins. Enjoy the hills, Bourdain, you just made a fan outta me.

[WFAA @wfaa]

Joel Osteen, Lakewood Church face criticism for not serving as Harvey shelter https://t.co/EcrgGaGYjP

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

Only the strong come outta Texas.

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

@estellasrevenge Do it. 🙌🙌🙌

[Mark Singelais @MarkSingelais]

Demi Lovato alternating between overdoing the national anthem and pausing so everyone can admire her greatness.

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

Pubcrawling is my sport of choice.

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

"Deadlines and commitments...what to leave in, what to leave out."
Gotta love @BobSeger .

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

Little @KylieJenner has come into her own, ladies and gents. You slayyyy, Jenner. 😙👑🙌

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

@DorindaMedley 's narration about Ramona being a kissass...that shit gives me life. 🙌🙌🙌 Medley brings the real to #RHONY 🍸

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

me too! #smokingglove

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

Dear Sweet Baby Jesus, grant me more of that southern goodness known as #SweetHomeOklahoma. Reminder of home while in yankee territory. ❤❤❤

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

"Eat, drink, and remarry."- @Pataltschul
In desperate need of a book full of this woman's wisdom. #AllHailTheQueen #southerncharm 🔥🙌🍸

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

@Pataltschul It's those who lack finer tastes are always the quickest to pass judgement...bless her heart. 😏

[Alissa Miller @gasmonkeygrrl]

"...a steel magnolia to the core..." This grrl is my #spiritanimal. #SouthernCharmSAV