bullseye jason

i would like a night out with nicholas parsons because never ever bloody anything ever

[bullseye jason @gaspodegaspode]

50 today but don’t feel like celebrating. Yesterday we lost Ozzy the best dog in the world. 12 wonderful years but his body just gave up. He was our joy and it’s hard to stop crying. Love you little man. Sweet dreams

[bullseye jason @gaspodegaspode]

@GasworksE @margate_fc @whitstabletown @Will_Thomas97 Is it too late to change my vote for player of the season last year?

[Oliver @OWS1892]

"Fuck Henry Nowak's family's wishes. My career relies on hatred & division, and I'm not passing up this opportunity."

[bullseye jason @gaspodegaspode]

@GasworksE @DavidWeatherhe1 @mcintyrejake @owohe1 That’s not what you just said in the pub

[bullseye jason @gaspodegaspode]

@DavidWeatherhe1 @GasworksE @whitstabletown For when it all goes wrong for them and they regret their decision - Taylor Swift - We Are Never Ever Ever Getting Back Together

[bullseye jason @gaspodegaspode]

@GasworksE It’s a shame, I liked the guy. But such short term thinking. My money says it’ll fail there - to misquote Fergie ‘lads, it’s Margate’ and they’ll be sacked, I’m guessing February. Reputation diminished🤞

[bullseye jason @gaspodegaspode]

@whitstabletown Leaving a sustainably and professionally run club with a growing, supportive fanbase for a basket-case club with a stagnating and infamously toxic support??? Seems once again £££ trumps ambition

[Colin the Dachshund @DachshundColin]

"I once received £5m, a further £1m, an £800k house, helicopter trips and a trip to the Maldives, and wasn't expected to do anything in return for it."

[Peter Stefanovic @PeterStefanovi2]

Higher bills, NHS changes and your rights removed: Here's what Reform will really mean for you

https://t.co/h9ial6hajL

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

"I was once given £5 million by a crypto billionaire and claimed it was a non-political personal gift and that he wanted nothing in return"

[bullseye jason @gaspodegaspode]

@CL__Mur Yup. The people you should want out of the club are the idiots that run the place. Bloody hopeless

[bullseye jason @gaspodegaspode]

@education_sport Two fantastic seasons. And the best thing is the still feels like the start of something. Looking forward to seeing how far the club can go

[bullseye jason @gaspodegaspode]

@EvriUK_Official
This arrived! In this condition. Clearly ripped open and the contents removed. No attempt by driver to knock and discuss. Just whacked through the door and scarpered. Unacceptable. And the online help just said to contact the vendor. Awful

[bullseye jason @gaspodegaspode]

Today’s requirements
@whitstabletown victory
@KenningtonFC victory or draw
Then an evening of celebrating winning the league
Not too much to ask is it?

[bullseye jason @gaspodegaspode]

@edmiller73 They were great. And the album is ace

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

“Dear Diary,
Super excited to say that I’ll be serving my Clacton constituents today by flying to Mar-a-Lago to meet Donald Trump and to undermine the UK government. God I love being a patriot!”

[bullseye jason @gaspodegaspode]

@edmiller73 Off to see Heavenly this evening. Their new album is also v good

[bullseye jason @gaspodegaspode]

@edmiller73 Have you heard The Cords album. It’s a doozy. Also Autocamper album is another cracker. C86 vibes ahoy. Both worth a listen