Josh

hell raiser | patriot of bachelor nation | owner of 2 start ups | semi professional scuba diver | carpenter

[Josh @gasstationhero]

Glorious day baby nice breeze little too warm tho

[Josh @gasstationhero]

We all should make a greater effort to bully realtors and property lovers especially if they are 30 or under

[Josh @gasstationhero]

Why do they get philosophical with the opening ceremonies I need to see 900 f18’s buzzing by in a sonic blaze of fire

[Josh @gasstationhero]

No baby your septic field smells fine I can’t even smell anything 😈

[Josh @gasstationhero]

Picked up my dogs shit in a little bag all nice and tidy… and then whipped it in the woods lmao

[Josh @gasstationhero]

Sometimes I like to put my clothes in the dryer knowing damn well the lint trap is full just to feel something

[Josh @gasstationhero]

Full sun nice breeze out. Praise God baby

[Josh @gasstationhero]

Watched heaven and earth collide just for my cousin to call it overrated

[Josh @gasstationhero]

If you don’t want to do the dishes at home… simply eat another plate. Your wife will get the dishes started and by the time you’re done she’s nearly got the kitchen squared away. She’ll also be pleased with how big you’re getting because you’re eating twice as much.

[Josh @gasstationhero]

Said it a million times but get back in that realtor closet! We don’t need anymore!! It’s like upper class welfare. I’ve got no use for you!

[Kevin 🐦‍⬛ @MDRavens1]

GAMEDAY 👿

[Josh @gasstationhero]

To all you young realtors I am the one praying on your downfall

[Josh @gasstationhero]

Go Bills baby don’t give a piss about nothin but them Bills love them Bills baby

[Josh @gasstationhero]

If You got Maritime plates and are stuck in the ditch I will assess and see if I can help. But if you got some upper Canadian plates on ya right dude

[Josh @gasstationhero]

In gridlock traffic on my way to new Maryland this must be purgatory

[Josh @gasstationhero]

Cousin, this here’s Kareem Tarrant and Dickwood Dow. They’d be cousins to ya, no relation.

[Josh @gasstationhero]

Injecting football knowledge into my dna so my 6’8 son, Cousin Munn, will be born making third down conversions throwing tight spirals en route to Bama

[Josh @gasstationhero]

Just received a dinner invite with huge social implications how am I gonna act is the question

[Josh @gasstationhero]

Glorious chill in the air this morning praise God baby