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i think Tom like liked Jerry.

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@johnwenzel @CaytonHolland @denverpost Memoir, movie.....then VP candidate next? Who knows.

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@CaytonHolland Holy fuck, this made me CO so hard just now

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Make the Hanz and Franz movie, cowards.

@TeamCoco @hollywood @cowardsafraidofmoney @ConanOBrien

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IT'S NOT A BAKED ZITI RECIPE IF YOURE USING RIGATONI!

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

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@Kryzten64 Starting a support group for prewizards with partners that don't support them

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@Kryzten64 Starting a support group for prewizards with partners that don't support them

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@aliterative This is the greatest tweet in the history of the tweetdom

[Alice R Fraser @aliterative]

Interesting fact: t-shirt is actually short for “Tyrannosaurus Shirt”

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@WWE Any of the my sacrifice ones and then the Daniel Bryan one where he won

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My kid asked for "bath punk" for bathtime...

Which of these did she mean?

[Value-Brand Diogenes @HopkinsKhael]

Me, doing some shopping: No cap?
The guy: Yeah, we're out.
Me: No cap?
The guy: Right.
Me: NO CAP?!
The Guy: uh, yeah, I don't have any prosciutto either, man.
Me: NO FUCKING CAP?
The guy: Idk how else to tell you we're out of capocollo, sir.

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My problem with Jack crusher is that no matter what facial expression he makes, it looks like he JUST realized he's starting to puke...#StarTrek #StarTrekPicard