Philander Groot

[Jason Pargin, author of John Dies at the End, etc @JasonKPargin]

It is impossible to overstate how accurately this book predicted the rise of a certain type of guy

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

@suisunlo It never went to 90, retard.

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

@suisunlo It's absolutely incredible that this analysis gets everything wrong, literally.

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

@cryo2052 @goblina911 This is what walking looks like if you actually want it to be your primary exercise, cryo.

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

@cryo2052 Hope this makes you realise 3k steps is just not enough for what you consume.

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

@cryo2052 Sleeping a bunch is just a way to kill yourself, my guy. Most people don't like watching that.

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

@suchnerve That's them being done talking with you. Not you winning.

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

@Moshe_Meso What's his?

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

@pastamancerKol @ToonSoulsGame Bro is running an ai slop studio. He's probably literally never played this.

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

@CarlyPostsGames @remedygames @ControlRemedy New remedy ceo probably means this gets started from scratch again.

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

@ToonSoulsGame Trying to make ghosts and goblins for some reason.
Makes shitty cup head.
Many such cases.

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

@Ariansh99 @remedygames @alanwake @SamLakeRMD I'm so sorry you have to experience modern remedy.

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

@ShaverShop staff are degenerate trash people working in a cancerous institution.

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

Real Gs are waiting for the third portent.

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

@unlucky_Gurl_ You made some really big games! Wait, no, you're just mistaking consuming media with who you are.

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

@cryo2052 Dark cryo arc inc

[Philander Groot @gatedsphere]

@virtualpigeons Prolific dev here. Oh wait, just another person who has mistaken having a personality with consuming media...