Gate lice

Millions on millions of miles, upgrades supreme. All others go sit in coach with the rest of the cattle. First is all mine suckers.
Now get me a drink!

[Gate lice @Gatelice]

@FakeUnitedJeff
It will be just like the Browns. They are there, but they really aren't.

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@FakeUnitedJeff
A President's Club with only 1 stall in men's bathroom? I guess you have never had United's breakfast.

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@FakeUnitedJeff
You first class service is missing one thing. First class service. But thats what I expect from United you sly SOB!

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@FakeUnitedJeff
Can we extend the blue carpet from security right to the gates. That way I"ll always be in line first!

[CultureMap Houston @culturemap]

Missing Continental: United ranks dead last in on-time arrivals, mishandled bags & complaints http://t.co/YU9w2Jad

[ABC News @ABC]

"United Airlines Killed Our Golden Retriever," Says Model http://t.co/1LMelkJa

[Aziz Ansari @azizansari]

I bet Endeavor was supposed to have a bunch more flights but United Airlines screwed it up somehow.

[TMZ @TMZ]

Supermodel Maggie Rizer -- United Airlines Killed My Dog http://t.co/t0WtmSWe

[Gate lice @Gatelice]

AA or Jeff'ed up United? Which one to get in line for?

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Parental alert: United drops early boarding for children - http://t.co/b55KiR5d http://t.co/R1HynHW3 via @USATODAY

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http://t.co/HxfQI7ZO - UPDATE: Union Leaders Of United Continental Pilots Call For Strike ... http://t.co/tRMghYIw

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Unhappy United Pilot sings http://t.co/lQnU8L46 via @youtube

[Rob @RobbieStogs]

It was going back to the lessor anyway. #Colgan #Q400

[Gate lice @Gatelice]

Computer glitches still creating havoc at United http://t.co/0XEDc4bk

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Currently reading http://t.co/FDpPP0RL

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http://t.co/HxfQI7ZO - UPDATE: Pinnacle Airlines Files For Chapter 11 http://t.co/XWECpmoM. Looks like no more props at United.

[Gate lice @Gatelice]

@SeanMenke congratulations on your chapter 11. Good thing you got your pay raise though. Thats 2 airlines you have ruined isn't it?

[ReutersAerospaceNews @ReutersAero]

#PinnacleAirlines flies into bankruptcy http://t.co/eZxcRO5j

[Gate lice @Gatelice]

#unitedairlines Oh how I hate you. 4 hour delay on my Vegas flight.