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ITV announce plans to broadcast new documentary coming soon at the end of this year 'Ross Kemp on Beis.'

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When Ghandi was asked by his followers, "what defines gatfiction?" He responded with 'finding 50p in a bag in your back pocket my friends"

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The first bei was actually born in the capital city of Lebanon.

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5% of bei members believe nandos to be overrated. On the flip-side, 86% of the general public would disagree with the beis.

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The Times: 80% of people understand beis that say+do stuff, 20% understand beis who do stuff 6% understand nothing, the rest don't care.

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Tony Blair has been rejected a bronze bei card.

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http://t.co/Uh3IENF6TW are delighted to announce that the inland revenue have classed 'cheese-on-toast' as the official food of the beis.

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"On a scale of 1-smashed I'm probably about a 12 right now" - Oliver Portch

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Ironically, 76% of squirrels are nuts.

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Reports suggest that Paul Scholes and Sir Alex Ferguson are in line to receive their platnium bei cards tonight.

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It has been confirmed by Manchester City F.C that Roberto Mancini has been sacked after claiming he had a gold bei card, which was untrue.

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Gary Neville has a brother. He's called Phil.

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Bill and Ben the flower pot men have been killed.

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Rumour has it Sir Alex Ferguson will host predrinks every week before TNF.

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Sir Alex Ferguson has confirmed to a german newspaper that the only reason he is stepping down from management is to go to bar fusion.

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"I like a girl that does bits, and stuff, sometimes things and occasionally shit" Oliver Burgess"

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'Let's jack' is a term used by crowd-stunners to announce they are in the right frame of mind to do bits.

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Only high ranking members of the beis are able to attend mojo's on a friday night.