Gathdem

[blue @bluewmist]

THE OLDER I GET, THE MORE CERTAIN I AM THAT WE KNEW EXACTLY WHO WE WERE WHEN WE WERE LITTLE, AND THEN ADULTS TALKED US OUT OF IT

[Bérengère Dubus @BerengereDubus]

Pour les mamans inquiètes j’ai inventé un jeu avec mes enfants il y a des années pour leur apprendre le consentement : secret / pas secret.

La règle : Un secret, c’est joyeux. Si ça fait peur, honte, malaise, ou si on te dit ne le dis surtout pas ce n’est pas un secret.

On y joue souvent en voiture et ce matin :
— Casquette achetée pour papa pour la fête des pères : secret.
— Un enfant te pince et te menace si tu parles à la maîtresse : pas secret.
— Un adulte veut voir ton intimité et te dit de ne rien dire : pas secret.
— Maman t’a donné un chewing-gum : secret.

C’est simple mais à 5 ans, ça fonctionne

🙏🙏🙏

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life. the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

[NAJO :p @najuurp]

Gente eu pedi pro meu tio imprimir um pdf e mandei uma figurinha, olha oq ele imprimiu

[Simons @Simon_Ingari]

The final stage of your career is being silent in meetings.

[Hadas Weiss @weiss_hadas]

me: how was school today

6yo niece: i already told everyone. i'm tired of these conversations. how was school how was school

[⭒kiki⭒franchaela's attorney🏰 @pandapippam]

Bah prsq

[𝕬𝖝𝖊𝖑. 🕷️ @Citergougouttes]

ÇA Y EST MON LINGE A PU SECHER EN DEUX HEURES AU LIEU DE 3 JOURS

[narcoquette 🎀 @coquetteamine]

un jour en manif on criait tous "à table ! à table !", et à un moment un mec s'approche de moi et me dit "tu sais c'est pas à table qu'on crit c'est acab"

[Ty Ngachira @anto_ty]

And trying not to cry in public transport

[Αριάδνη @vvvanitaas]

first lunatic in my family to be self aware

[𝓔𝓿𝓪𝓷 @Baltlol]

if I woke up to a pony playing a keyboard after surgery I would assume I passed away

[Nithya Shri @Nithya_Shrii]

If we're ever in a situation where we're both doing math in our heads, I'm just pretending. It's all on you.

[Zoya🕊️ @Zoya_ki_batein]

“I mean, I get it. I don’t want to be alone in the woods with a man either.”

[Benwoo @BenWoo21]

No actually we know canadians are our pure counterparts, we are the evil ones

[sine. @sneminaj]

Corporate life is realizing your job requires more emotional regulation than technical skill

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

My face throughout the ride so the driver knows I’m not easy to kidnap.