gabby

[gabby @gathreatte]

no one:

absolutely no one:

me @ 11 pm just chilling: I gotta fucking clean the whole house

[K A C E Y @KaceyMusgraves]

I don’t think you have a dog in this fight but if you did you would have shot it.

[voided @voided]

5 things I know at 28 that I wish I understood at 20:

-Don’t finance a car
-Open up a Roth IRA
-How you spend you 5-9 is more important than your 9-5
-Being kind costs $0
-Invest ASAP (even $10/week)

[Aes🇺🇸 @AesPolitics1]

Dude erased his name from those files 100%

[Drebae @Drebae_]

YOUR religion doesn’t prohibit ME from doing anything. It prohibits YOU.

Learn the difference & stay out my business.

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

BEANS ARE SUPPOSED TO GO IN CHILI. BEANLESS CHILI IS JUST MEAT SOUP.

[Eric Bourdages @EZE3D]

We used to call things like this Scams.

[Cjay @ced_jayy]

genuinely the last time politics felt professional

[TY-RIN @GothamCityGoon]

My brake pads would’ve popped off by how fast I would’ve stopped the whip lol

[nard @avantnard]

stolen valor. can’t support this

[Chris @citehchris]

this, 7 beers, sad country songs, and asking am i stripes or solids before every shot

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

The goal is neverrr Gucci bags. The goal is acres of land.

[Goitseone 💖🧚🏾‍♀️✨ @SimplyGoitse_]

There’s nothing I can do for you in the middle of the night.

[⋆✦⋆lavender ⋆✦⋆ @lavenderpain13]

I DARE you to embarrass me motherfucker

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Yes and I wish I acted worse!

[Black Girl @t_sadiity]

soon as 10:30 a.m hit the McDonald’s workers shov all da breakfast up Dey ass

[Jake @JakeWally]

This company used to make The Sopranos

[mar🔻🇵🇸 @spidercenta]

i consider this character assassination my girl's a lesbian