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[Chris Kim Story Teller @KimaruChrispus]

Common alcohol names in Central Kenya:
1. Gathuuri ngui- dog man
2. Mugondora itina- cranker of ass
3. Muthiora itina- twister of ass
4. Kamiira nyee- crusher of testicles
5. Karurumia nyee- igniter of testicles
6 múniaria mbegú- drier of sperms
7. Kúmbúka- to fly

[Wakan, The Travel Therapist. @JoelWakan]

The one good thing about adulthood is you can buy your self Ribenna even when you're not sick.

[Kawira @Kawy_Pam]

Zimbabweans are still tweeting in Greek, they don't understand this is an international moment that requires collective unity.

Khabusie.

[Mncedisi @mncedisi_mengu]

When we were saying “Buy ambulances,” they told us, “You can’t tell people what to do with their money.” Now ambulances have to come all the way from Harare to rescue someone in fucking Marondera.

This is exactly why public services and emergency response infrastructure matter.

[Pastor West @Pastor__West]

Someone said, "If it's from God, even if you run from it, it'll chase you. If it's not from God, even if you chase it, it'll keep running from you." And honestly, that'll make you stop forcing a lot of things.🥺

[MacKinlay Music @Mackinlay_Music]

For those who knew Njambi Koikai personally, we saw how brutal the Endometriosis journey was for her.
My first self-organized show, 2016, MJC, with @NairobiHorns. Njambi donated all the sound/tech from her store and even offered to manage the gig. She collapsed mid-show and was taken to hospital. I only learnt about it after I came off stage. That’s the first day I heard the word Endometriosis.
For all fighting, standing up, speaking out: may your load be light. Don’t let politics get in the way.

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Thai police have arrested a jet skier for joyriding through a flooded street in Bangkok.

Police charged the rider with causing a public nuisance and said they will ask a court to confiscate the jet ski.

[FWG @GathuaFaith]

@sholard_mancity In Nakuru county the sun shines every day, making solar very reliable compared to the uncertainty KPLC offers

[Daktari Ya Wamama @OmugaBash]

Gikomba is being demolished those sides of jackets and t-shirts. For those who'll be coming to tomorrow to buy for resell sorry 😞.

[FWG @GathuaFaith]

@Monty_Hasashi Employee theft is the new pandemic

[Al Jazeera English @AJEnglish]

Bangkok has officially been declared a disaster zone after relentless rains triggered widespread flooding in the Thai capital.

Up to 300 millimetres of rain fell in some areas overwhelming the city’s canals and drainage system.

[FWG @GathuaFaith]

@kerubo_hillary Hauwezi elewa 😂😂

[Ivar The Boneless @roomthinker]

Don’t bother going to Karura this morning.

E-Citizen is down.

Was at Limuru Road earlier.

And the KFS guys wait for you to piss away 40 minutes of your time to crawl in the epic jam from the main road to the entrance to tell you this.

You cannot physically access the forest. All you can do is drive in and exit.

If you’re wondering why there’s epic jam on Limuru road - that is why

[FWG @GathuaFaith]

@Naomikibandi But. . . During his short tenure what did he advice regarding his county? Wherever you are planted, bloom.

[FWG @GathuaFaith]

@aomenya Beacon to beacon ✌️

[FWG @GathuaFaith]

@mansaplus Kenya script ni moja 😂😂

[FWG @GathuaFaith]

@DanChepta The script is very predictable - fetch water, visit new mothers and donate diapers, donate pads, visit every church and wear their uniforms . . .

[FWG @GathuaFaith]

@MichaelWanji @ivymuthe Death is usually a heartbeat away for a defenceless person

[limitless Media Ke @LimitlessKe95]

Korogocho niku noma saai police wana piga watu proper ;

Police officers are discharging live bullets aimlessly in Korogocho. It is said police had mounted an operation in Korogocho where they had targeted specific people, but when they tried to arrest some youth, the…

[Dennykins & Associates @dennykinstax]

📢 WE ARE HIRING!

Dennykins & Associates is looking for a qualified and highly motivated Legal Administrator to join our professional team in Westlands, Nairobi.

If you have a Diploma in Law, strong legal research and drafting skills, excellent organizational abilities, and a good understanding of Kenyan legal procedures, we would love to hear from you.

⭐ Added advantage: Experience or knowledge in Tax Law, KRA procedures, Tax Disputes, Company Law, BRS/eCitizen and Judiciary e-Filing.

📩 Send your CV & Application Letter to [email protected]
📌 Subject: Application – Legal Administrator
📅 Deadline: 30 September 2026

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