Alex

Our paths may have crossed briefly but you still had the misfortune of knowing me.

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

I used to always talk shit when my boyfriend came over and he’d leave lights on or the TV on or something taking about “damn, foo, you pay rent to be leaving shit on like that” well he moved in and pays rent now 🙃

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

Why is el chivo from Los Bukis at this party right now lmao

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

There is a tech at my shop who has the best stories. They’re all very thorough and fun to read. Going to ask my manager if I can share them lol

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

Always check Twitter

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

I love buff girls because they all look like anime villains 🥰

[Queen Quen @quenblackwell]

y are white people allergic to saying “excuse me” in the grocery store?

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

The fucking shirts from the MCR concert!!! 😤

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

One of my techs are working by themselves in the back shop so every hour or so I’m going to go check on him and make sure he hasn’t died

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

Won tickets to see my chemical romance 😎 thank you @TheWoodyShow

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

My mom told me I should carry a picture of her ID on my phone for when she forgets her wallet… but like I have one already… and who is going to card her?

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

@sIiceofpizza Hell yeah

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

@_MissMakaylaa DM me the location sis I got you lol

[MS.PLAYTOOMUCH @47jessyka]

ONCE I START TALKING ABOUT MY FATHER TAKE ME HOME

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

one time i changed in front of my mom and she saw a tattoo i have next to my boob and she was like “make sure your employer never sees that. tattoos aren’t professional.” and it’s like fuck now i can’t sleep w my boss without them thinking im unprofessional.

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

@bellamuertex I know I was just teasing lol fuck them bitches though

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

@bellamuertex You forgot to tag me

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

I lost my car key a long time ago thankfully I had the spare… well my car key ended up in Florida… then in Pennsylvania and finally it’s back in California… and I just lost my spare key and it’s a miracle my original car key is back but like how to get it back… 🥲

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

I got charged a gas surcharge for delivery and home boy pulled up in a Tesla lol

[Alex @gatitograwrr]

Crying because we never ate the cake we got for my mom’s birthday and my family went on a trip without me and now the cake will go bad without ever even being looked at.