gatobarbieri

io sono l'uomo del sassofono. che ha suonato per il film osé di Parigi. sono io. l’uomo. del sassofono ;)

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I think seagull, eagle, and beagle should team up

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You know how people say “ah, no dice” when something doesn’t work? Well, what if when something worked they also said “ah! Dice!”? Ya know?

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Have you guys ever microwaved a salad??? Yea dont

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Today an eyelash fell out while i was driving so i held it up to the AC vent until it blew off my finger so my car could have a wish

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The sound of the electricity in the wall outlet is telling me to go put loose confectioners sugar in the outgoing mail

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THEY ARE ALL FAKE. I GOT TRICKED. I AM GOING TO CURDLE PLEASE LET ME TOUCH A LEAF RAAAAHHH

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I love tea because when you finish your drink you get to open up the little bag at the bottom of the cup and have a little snack. Coffee just doesn’t have that, ya know?

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Me putting the ground beef cylinder back in the microwave to defrost: hehe get back in your cage

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Me the literal second, the moment, the instant I get back to my room: If I do not take my socks off immediately I am going to go completely insane

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If my baby doesn’t immediately already know how to pour liquid into a cup without spilling, thats just a deal breaker

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We should start spelling soup like this: suep. I think we should do that please. Soop is also okay I guess.

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Ya know he’s pretty cool but sometimes Eminem doesn’t make a lot of sense.

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Big reveal coming soon
#PhilipsOne #Promotion @PhilipsSonicare

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So are you a titstronaunts guy or an astronauts guy

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Dude I’m so nervous. Like, my a-Drain-o glands are FIRING

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Im just a lil slutty slut slut 🤪

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Mother Nature is my favorite woman in STEM

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I have a great idea for a comic strip where someone is on their deathbed unsure of if they’re going to heaven or hell and they die and wake up on the titanic like “wtf is this” but i cant draw :/ does that makes sense

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Ruffles chips are camp. Right?

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I better never get a job because i know the second i get a company email im gonna have the urge to send my boss something like “you’re a stinky little mousey man. Ooooooooo smelly”