gatorbob

Chicago’s premier gator hunter. park gator was/is actually my pet

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

Is anyone going to ask Robert Mueller about getting @ParkGator back from Florida. I’d like my pet back. Didn’t even get a chance to say goodbye #MuellerHearings

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

Yo Frank Robb are you going to return my gator yet?

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

@Cubs when you renovated #wrigley you had Julian Green on @670TheScore to talk about the rat relocation you were doing. Now you have a guy throw out the first pitch who inhumanly snared @ParkGator in the ribs with a hook. I see Ricketts and Theo also #hate Reptiles. #bigmammal

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

@chicagosmayor will your office speak to shocking lack of pro sports team’s mascots that are reptiles. Thank you @Dbacks for being the only American team representing. #reptiles #humboldtparkgator #StayWoke #bigmammal #AntiReptile

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

@chicagosmayor is for the unethical treatment of reptiles shown by her savagery towards @ParkGator. She is already corrupted and by big mammal and their hate towards scales and cold blood

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

@Ashlee_Rezin how did Frank Robb humanely catch @ParkGator? Seems like he tossed out a treble hook and snagged him and aggressively reeled him in. Imagine if dog catcher caught dogs that way. It’s clear @chicagosmayor is a purveyor of anti reptile hate and bigotry.

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

@GarciaChewie I’m hiring an expert to help break in to the facility their keeping you in to rescue you.

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

Hey Frank Robb, can you please return my pet alligator. We were just having fun trying to unite the city. #HumboldtGator #Chicago

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

@ParkGator how’s the ribs feeling after that savage Frank Robb snagged you with a treble hook. Humane my ass

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

Nother good day to look for @ParkGator . He’s running out of energy and going to have to eat some grub. He gettin Harrison Ford desperate in the fugitive #HumboldtGator #chicago #thefugitive #HumboldtPark

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

Good to see @ParkGator poke his head out today. He musta smell that @PequodsPizza I was knawing on out by the lagoon. The hunt continue. #HumboldtGator #chicago #HumboldtPark

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

@OrganizerCmw @ParkGator @ChiPartyAunt Yous can tell her to shoot her shot. Dis gator hunt is about as cold as a nudist on an iceberg.

[Chris White @OrganizerCmw]

@gatorbobchi for President #GatorBob2020 !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

Nice day to get some sun out here looking for @ParkGator. Normal gator bait ain’t working, maybe dis rascal been fed on that deep dish pizza so dats what he looking. #humboldtparkgator #Chicago #deepdishpizza #humboldtpark

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

Dis gator has spent more time hiding today than a centipede at a toe counting contest. He’ll be comin our to eat tonight. Might string up some polish sausage for em. #HumboldtGator #Chicago #HumboldtPark

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

Good lawd!! It’s shaping up to be a mighty fine day to catch me @ParkGator. Imma gonna start that gumbo early. Tonight we gonna party harder than a hungry fox that got into the hen house.

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

Off to @CermakProduce to get some of dem chicken thighs to string up tonight. I got a feeling we gonna be eatin good tomorrow night. #humboldtparkgator #chicago #gumbo

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

@mina_bloom_ @BlockClubCHI That shirtless man at the end of the clip reminds me of a highway between Dallas and FT worth. No curves

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

All dees people round here are causing more confusion than a mouse at a burlesque show. Gators don’t like confusion so keep it up. #Chicago #HumboldtGator #HumboldtPark

[gatorbob @gatorbobchi]

@HustedMJ1 @ParkGator Dis ain’t jaws, don’t need no bigger boat. Wit a gator dis small one of those swan boats is plenty big. God dam you about as sharp as a bowling ball