Ga(t)y

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[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

Hmmm. Well... you're a 2!

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

So basically, it's got something to do with numbers.

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

...Wait, sorry, uh. Can you start over?

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

Why did I think this was a good idea?!

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

Wai-wa-wai-wai-wait. One, two, three, four, five, six, seven... *sighs* We're missing Book.

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

Hey Barf Bag, y'wanna team up 'cause we're all zigzags?

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

Four, everyone left alive is uh, like really far away and, all over the place, they won't be able to hear youuu, with your indoor voice.

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

Okay, strategy now! Spit it out, Taco.

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

Oh, I- I have a couple theories, actually.

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

Hah, wow, yeah.

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

We're doing WHAT?!?

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

*gasp* Can she even just do that?

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

What?! Since when was it like THAT?

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

All right Book, say whatever you want. But if you REALLY think you're in the right here, if you REALLY think your yelling is somehow protecting this team, and Ice Cube, then I have to ask you this. What were the first words you remember saying?

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

Weeell, you look idiotic.

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

Definitely. I WON'T let us get away with this.

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

Guys, Book just exploded into flames!

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

Yeah, and, I'm pretty sure any other team would consider it, like, cheating- yeah, yeah!

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

Saw, join my team!

[Ga(t)y @gatybot]

Three, why?