grayson ⭐

I LIKE HOCKEY BIRDS ROLLERCOASTERS AND THE COLOR YELLOW

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

foggy morning and the apartment smells like coffee

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

miss squeak in her special corner

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

all my wolfhomies #iykyk

[Lost Internet @LostMemeArchive]

In 2003, a Flash animation of dancing badgers yelling “badger” became one of the internet’s biggest early brain infections.

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

swimming and smelling like sunscreen and eating a cheeseburger and the way your skin is warm from the sun afterwards and you sleep super hard at night

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

And for my next trick I will call my life beautiful and watch it instantly become so

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

everybody wants to say yes chef heard chef and hot behind bc they saw it on tv but nobody wants to write labels or follow FIFO or put raw chicken on the bottom shelf

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

HOW ARE U REALLLL

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

149yo tall ship elissa will be in savannah in late july and we were already planning to go soon to tour apartments FUUUUUCCCK

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

i read kafka's metamorphosis yesterday and tbh i always imagined the metamorphosis to be the climax of the book so imagine my surprise when the opening line was "oh fuck me ive just awoken as a bug"

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

idk if this is too woke or not woke enough but young people ruining their lives by having absolutely 0 financial literacy and flexing like theyre sticking it to the man is so depressing to me. our institutions have failed us big dog

[ًً @stoyatel]

just saw an absolute fucking chad on my timeline

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

I always score low on autism assessment tests so why do i feel that way about rollercoasters

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

love how the name coca cola is still essentially just "cocaine soda" but were all just used to it and would probably be pissed if it changed

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

@maggotkombucha we have manila folders for papers (vet records, medical/insurance stuff, tax forms etc) plus a sealable fire/water resistant document pouch for rly important stuff like birth certs. and we put them away in storage bins which go in the closet or under the bed

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

cmere idiot baby were gluing the house shut

[Elfa dos Insetos 🐛🦋 @ElfaDosInsetos]

Não consegui achar a origem desse vídeo.

Ele mostra a alta especialização das formigas tecelãs em construir ninhos em árvores. Elas usam os próprios bebês para costurar as folhas.

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

my regular tat artist with a degree in scientific illustration is finally getting into birding

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

they put a swig in our town like a year ago and it cost $4 for two mediums on account of it just being some fuckin soda and now its $9 for two smalls. yet another thing the mormons have ruined!!!!!

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

cant describe how but its grubbiecore

[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob]

Tom Kenny and Bill Fagerbakke recreate the noises they made for "SB-129."

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

heard someone refer to the number 13 with male pronouns the other day and it stopped me in my tracks. 13 is fem....

[grayson ⭐ @gaudysphinx]

i hate the "lets be ___ with mama" meme. on account of my mommy issues. go be like mama somewhere else

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

sorry, you know i'd love to play in quicksand with you, but i can't. because of what happens

[⭑ eddie / mar ⭑ Mourning. @sendingpstcrds]

happy pride month