Gaurav

Cricket | ML/AI | Memes

[Gaurav @gaurav9781]

@cricketaakash Based on 2018 and 2019, anyone could have said that csk will qualify in 2020. Based on 2020, anyone could have said that csk will not qualify in 2021. What you have predicted is called extrapolation and not analysis. That's why people are pointing you out.

[pb @pbsagelore]

this whole kriti sanon controversy was a good reminder of how regressive we are as a country.

[Heisenberg ☢ @internetumpire]

I want this guy to turn things around so bad. Not even for CSK but for his own sake. Did a whole lot with the bat during some of CSK's lowest phase as a batting unit. Can't let one bad season erase all of that.

[Arjun | Think In Points @think_in_points]

These horror stories of EPFO makes me wonder if I should pull out a majority of my money right away.

My company deposits 12% of basic to EPFO and there is a decent chunk of money that has built up over the years. I am starting to feel it's quite risky to let this corpus build and compound only to find that it's extremely difficult get back your own money!

[Abijit Ganguly @AbijitG]

A friend of mine (slightly older squash buddy) recently faced an issue where BMC drain water got into their drinking and common water pipeline. His entire family was hospitalised and of course several people in his building. Mind you, this is a high rice fancy expensive Powai lake facing society where the houses must be 5-6 cr + if not more. He was feeling throughly disgusted with the system and kept saying what's even the point of living in this country, why am I paying so much taxes, I should just try to leave. Incidentally, that same friend is a hardcore Modi supporter.
Yesterday that same friend was having an argument with me regarding the protests. There were the usual anti-national CIA deepstate angles thrown by him, but I kept getting back to the demand of resignation of Pradhan and how it that a wrong demand? To which his notion was what'll be obtained from removing him. I tried to explain to him that it's all about accountability. If one is held accountable, then it creates an impact on others. Even if you want BJP to stay in power, at least there should be some accountability to ensure you do your job well. At least there should be a thought before screwing up or colluding with corrupt officers. I tried to even remind that wouldn't he want some accountability from the official incharge of the screw up in his building. At this point he got little thoughtful but ofcourse after a minute of 'that's a different thing' he was back to his usual stance.
But it shows me a fascinating thing. That the well-off Modi supporter would rather leave the country than think of changing things or improving the country. They have more or less accepted that things are bad and have placed that on the people themselves. Earlier most of the rich believed in making a silo around them so that country's issues don't bother them, but now that the issues are so much that it's managed to seep through those silos, they'd happily leave the country than even think of casting an aspersion on their beloved leader. Fascinating.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

Mr. Modi, our students are demanding Dharmendra Pradhan’s resignation.

Don’t insult their intelligence with this pathetic midnight video.

1. Sack Pradhan.
2. Punish those who beat students.
3. ⁠Apologise

[Maheshwer Peri @maheshperi]

I am sorry sir. It is just another promise with no commitments nor time lines. Earlier, you enacted a new law. Now a fast track court. Your own NTA said there were no paper leaks at all. This is what you said on paper leaks just in the last 3 years.

October 2, 2023
“The paper-leak mafia will be held accountable and punished. Those who have played with the future of young people will not be spared.”

November 9, 2023
“Issues such as paper leaks, which worried the country’s youth, have been dealt with very strictly…..”

April 21, 2024
“The government has now begun taking action against the paper-leak mafia.”
July 2, 2024 | Lok Sabha

“The government is extremely serious about stopping paper leaks and action is being taken on a war footing…..those who endanger students’ futures will not be spared.”
December 17, 2024

[pranav pradhi @pranavpradhi1]

This is my hometown. Andhbhakts will show you one video and have you believe India has become Indiana and Muzaffarpur has turned into Manhattan.

If only they understood that a few malls aren’t proof of real development. Visit Muzaffarpur Junction instead. The station is poorly maintained, the premises are filthy, and from my childhood till today, I barely see any change.

Stupid Bhakts!

[Chinmay A. Singh @chinmay]

Indians are blaming Infy/Murthy/Nandan for a lack of home-grown LLM. But that blame is misplaced. Infy/Murthy/Nandan could never start an AI company. They had money and they could have fund something. But that again, is their money and why should they risk it?

The real culprit here is Amitabh Kant and other IAS like him. These are the people, why I left India and started two companies in the US. These are the people, why much of Indian talent left to work for US based companies. And these folks did well.

Let's say the government gives me $10B and ask me to set up an AI lab in India. Am I qualified to do it? YES. Will I do it? HELL NO

And you would ask why? Some would say that I have a cozy life in the US. Some would say, I have deep connection in the US, including family. All of that is correct but does not pin point the reason why I wont start a company in India.

The real reason is Babu. Unlike, many In India who think competing for 1000 seats using some bullshit essay writing contest makes Babu some wizard, I have not come across one, I will hire as an analyst. Under no circumstance, I am gonna report to a babu (Happy report to Dharmendra Pradhan or Smriti Irani though). Also, under no circumstances, I will accept a position where I am unable to fire and put an IAS in jail if they reported to me and indulged in some corruption.

Till this babu problem is fixed, no NRI would come to India. If I were the CIA or CCP, trying to ensure that India does not gain AI independence, I would make every effort to protect Babu fiefdom.

[AIN @Tejusurya_]

There used to be a time when mixing an inferior quality product was called adulteration; now it is called blending.

[NBA Oldboy @painboiparty]

This city is so try hard it’s depressing

[🚨Indian Gems @IndianGems_]

"Please use the Vande Bharat Sleeper only if you’ve learned basic toilet manners,"

— VB's Chief Project Manager Ananth Rupanagudi

[James @MrJamesKe]

The saddest thing in politics is watching citizens defend the same system that keeps failing them.

[𝖢𝖺𝗍𝖺𝗅𝖾𝗒𝖺 @catale7a]

If it wasn't VEDANT, but WASIM, then even the CBSE couldn't have save him from online lynching

[Priyanka Chaturvedi🇮🇳 @priyankac19]

The more Giribala Singh speaks, the more she reveals about the deeply problematic societal conditioning of how a bahu is supposed to behave - the sanskari bahu should be Pooja path wali, should also know how to cook and water plants, she should be her inlaws ke charnon main rehne wali. she should be seen, not heard. She should be there to please all but seek nothing for herself in return.

[😷 @iamsriram98]

To anyone offended by Ishan's celebrations - ask yourself if any of the CSK players have an iota of professional pride that would hurt seeing it?
This crowd has turned up constantly to support and have not been entertained in 2 years

Good on Ishan, winners get to celebrate 👍🏻

[Kendrick @Kendrickkumaaru]

"I left my high paying corporate job and joined the civil services so that I can serve the country"

[🚀 @KINGSX11_]

Saalo Thoda Hesitate krliya Kro …Punjabi Humour Is Effortlessly Racist And Dark Man😭😭😭

[ghatak @Neetivaan]

I left my 90 LPA job and grinded 3 years for UPSC to join IAS to serve the nation.

[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

> Sister's wedding got cancelled because I refused to buy gold

> Boss fired me because I insisted on WFH

> Wife called she's leaving for her parents because I refuse to take her on foreign trip

> Got run over by Neta ji's 50 vehicle convoy while peddling home on my cycle to conserve fuel

> Now eating boiled vegetables and rice to conserve oil

For Nation

[Siddharth's Echelon @SiddharthKG7]

Okay, we won’t use excessive oil.

But then I do not want to see aandu pandu neta using convoy of 50 cars for moving in the same city they live in!