Gauresh Sukhramani

[Gauresh Sukhramani @gauresh_rs]

@priteshlakhani I used my seltos for about 75k kms in about 3.5 yrs which was bought for about 17L
Last year got an offer for 12L.
So sold it and bought Taigun for 17L.

The way i see it as 5L was the cost of 75k kms.

[Gauresh Sukhramani @gauresh_rs]

@shilpiagrawal55 @kunksed My last two have been 5-3-2 & 5-4-3 in a total of 12 & 17 days as now i dont count the transit days.

It is liberating indeed

[Gauresh Sukhramani @gauresh_rs]

@hmshownew @dr_vee95 A wise man once said

"Two Indias"

[Gauresh Sukhramani @gauresh_rs]

@HDFCBank_Cares Exactly my point.

8 days to reach out to understand a problem that can be solved in under 48 hours if not 24 hours. (Which is anyways ongoing since over a week)

That's the "System & Processes that needs attention as well

[Gauresh Sukhramani @gauresh_rs]

Under the Garb of Systems & Processes, @HDFC_Bank can provide you with the WORST possible #CustomerServiceExperience

[Gauresh Sukhramani @gauresh_rs]

@HDFCBank_Cares Already sent a DM at 1505hrs as a reply to your revert on this thread at 1230hrs.
How many times should the same issue be explained

[Gauresh Sukhramani @gauresh_rs]

Ultimate cost of ₹300cr of this Tax plus additional litigation and other additional expenses borne by contractors will be passed on to their customers i.e. ordinary citizens like you and me

[Gauresh Sukhramani @gauresh_rs]

All this attitude of agencies has to go for the sake of Ease of Doing Business.

As a common man we know property tax is paid by landlord when the property is rented out.

Here property owner is ultimately #Maharashtra govt and @mybmc is harassing the tenant.

[Gauresh Sukhramani @gauresh_rs]

अपनी problem में tension लेना और दूसरों की problem में solution देना, यह इन्सान की फितरत है
इसलिये कभी खुदके पड़ोसी बनकर देखो

Courtesy- Truck Driver in the movie Dhak Dhak

[Mukul Dekhane @dekhane_mukul]

The CEO of a major Mumbai bank got his shoes polished every day from the shoeshine man at the street corner.

He would sit on a chair usually reading the Economic Times as he got his shoes polished.

One fine morning, the shoeshine man asks the CEO: "What do you think of the stock market situation?"

The CEO condescendingly inquires: "Why are you so interested in this subject?"

The shoeshine man replies: "I have 200 crore rupees deposited in your bank and I am thinking about investing part of the money in the stock market"

The CEO smirkingly says: "Yeah right! What is your name?"

Shoeshine man replies: "Asaf Kutty Chacko ”

Upon returning to his bank, the bemused CEO asks the Account Manager: "Do we have a customer named *Asaf Kutty Chacko*?"

The Manager replies: “We certainly do. He is an esteemed customer! He has 200 crore rupees in his account.”
The CEO is shocked!

The next day, when getting a shoeshine, the CEO says to shoeshine man:
"Mr. Chacko, I want to invite you to be our guest-of-honour at our Board meeting next week and tell us your life story. I'm sure we will learn a lot.”

The following week, at the Board meeting, the CEO introduces shoeshine man to the board members:
"We all know Mr. Asaf Kutty Chacko, who makes our shoes shine like no one else. But he is also our valued customer with 200 crore rupees in his account.
I invited him to share his life story. I'm sure it will be inspirational.
Please, Mr. Chacko, do tell".

Asaf Kutty narrates his life story:
"I came to this state 30 years ago as a young boy from Kerala….
I wandered hungry and exhausted in search of a job without success….
Suddenly, I found a coin on the sidewalk and bought some apples….
I had two options: eat the apples to quell my hunger or start a business….
I sold the apples and bought more apples with the money….
This way I started accumulating money…
With the saved money, I managed to buy a set of used brushes and shoe polish and started a shoe shine businesss…..
I lived frugally and didn't spend any money on fun or worldly trappings. I lived like a monk and saved every paisa I could….
After a while, I managed to buy new brushes, variety of polish and a chair so that my clients could sit comfortably….
I continued living frugally and saving all I could…
Then, a few years ago, I was able to purchase this nice corner location from another colleague who decided to retire…..

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Finally, about three months ago, my brother, who was a drug-dealer in Kochi, passed away and left me 200 crores ….”

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This is just a campaign to promote reading.
Reading stimulates the mind and imagination! So stop listening to unbelievable stories and start reading something of literary merit.

#Gyanwithsmile

Have a nice day!!!

😎😄😎😄😎

[Gauresh Sukhramani @gauresh_rs]

Although I usually don't believe in these things, but when it is convenient, why not?😊

Power
Change
Miracle

[Devina Mehra @devinamehra]

Somewhat irresistible 😊 Just for a lark 🌈

Money
Alignment
Health
Breakthrough

Is what I got

What was it for you?

[Gauresh Sukhramani @gauresh_rs]

@ijyoti85 Try munching on different nuts instead of chips.

Works for me

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

“My request is that please don't always expect me to come across as caring, kind and well-mannered, there are times when I am downright uncaring, incomprehensible and cold-hearted. I am”

- Sylvia Plath

[ساحل کاظمی @sahilkazmii]

An accurate representation of me attending any social gathering

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Subjects that should be taught in school: active communication, conflict resolution, attachment theory, emotional regulation, nervous system awareness, and how to create healthy relationship dynamics.

Education needs a paradigm shift.

[Gauresh Sukhramani @gauresh_rs]

ODIs helped rediscover cricket from Tests

T20s did the same from ODIs

ODI 2.0 will probably need a new skill set from players as well

[Gauresh Sukhramani @gauresh_rs]

Interesting modification suggested by @sachin_rt to the #ODI format of cricket during the #INDvsPAK match of #ICCCricketWorldCup23 .

If incorporated, can be a wonderful blend of #T20 and #TestCricket.

Hope @ICC @BCCI and all those who matter make note of it

[Gauresh Sukhramani @gauresh_rs]

Each Team gets 10wickets in total like ODI and T20

But they play in two innings like in Tests

[Gauresh Sukhramani @gauresh_rs]

@jitendrajain If one has bought an apartment for family to stay, don't count it as an investment Asset until the day you want to sell the apartment coz till thn it will also have enormous unquantifiable intangible value.