Gav

[Gav @gavin_morey]

Feels like 2014 again with both CTE and Black Keys coming out with new albums 😌

[Gav @gavin_morey]

@maddymartin135 it was quite the trip

[Gav @gavin_morey]

When you’re painfully unoriginal and have to steal all your content from gavin

[ben @BenPeltola]

In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and n

[Gav @gavin_morey]

@BenPeltola What is my perfect crime? I break into Tiffany's at midnight. Do I go for the vault? No, I go for the chandelier. It's priceless. As I'm taking it down, a woman catches me. She tells me to stop. It's her father's business. She's Tiffany. I say no. We make love all night. In the m

[Gav @gavin_morey]

@BenPeltola In Japan, heart surgeon. Number one. Steady hand. One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation. But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America. No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and n

[Gav @gavin_morey]

If you didnt already know these are straight poison hot dog water carts you shouldn’t be smoking in the first place

[powder boi @dazedlizard]

PSA if you’re using one of these carts you’re probably inhaling poisonous metals, pesticides, and thinning agents that can land you in the ER

[Gav @gavin_morey]

Its back😡

[Gav @gavin_morey]

Ask me questions! But only ones that boost my ego and make me look good so I can put them on my story!

[Gav @gavin_morey]

Billie Eilish is fuckin sicc

[Gav @gavin_morey]

@sarahstitous @Kingj282 The fact that this got more likes than jakes truly scares me

[Gav @gavin_morey]

An accurate representation of my twitter feed

[Gav @gavin_morey]

@morgan_not_nice you used to text me crying telling me you didnt like the path i was going down and your bio said straight edge

[Gav @gavin_morey]

Cage the elephants tell me im pretty album is honestly just mad depressing

[Gav @gavin_morey]

Twitter is just a place teenagers can pretend they’re politicians

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana

[Gav @gavin_morey]

Whenever i think twitter is bad, i check facebook to see what all the local old people and crackheads are up to. What a mess

[Gav @gavin_morey]

@sarahstitous @seaturtles turtles got shooters out here b

[Gav @gavin_morey]

@seaturtles

[Gav @gavin_morey]

Hit me with that mf THC poisoning 🅱️