Oh look at me I’m Tom Holland. I’m starring in several blockbusters. I have my own movie trilogy. I’m marrying Zendaya. I’m playing Spider-Man. Fuck you.
TRIED TO TAKE MY KIDS OUT FOR A RARE DAY OF FUN AT CHUCK E. CHEESE (youngest) AND DAVE AND BUSTERS (oldest) AND NOW I’M BROKE
THIS IS OUTRAGEOUS
Parking: $12
CEC pizza: $16.25
CEC game card: $24
D&B game card: $115
2025 Dodge Durango SRT Hellcat: $125,400
Chicken tenders: $34
I love spending time with my girlfriend etc but the 3000% productivity boost on nights when she’s away is hilarious to me. Turns out when there isn’t an insanely hot women loafing about it’s way easier to focus
36 year old father just trying to have fun in VALORANT after his soul-crushing 9-5 job vs some 17 year old telling him to uninstall for whiffing a shot