Chaco Bro Gavin

Call a jack a jack, call a spade a spade but always call a whore a lady

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

Watch this papadia review! First review in the series! MUST WATCH https://t.co/q3bNZQhJYa

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

@KisuDaWisu @coopbrock You should have seen him trying to start a fire. It was kinda rough

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

Why has no one invented sweaters for your feet that you put on when your toes get cold?

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

@its_just_Jaredd Don’t do it. Bad Gerald

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

@coopbrock #thingsthatshouldhavestayedinthedrafts

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

The worst part of wearing a mask isn’t that it feels like you have a furnace strapped to your mouth but every time you burp you dutch oven yourself

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

I would like everyone to know that @tmartino22 is just now getting ungrounded from spring break 2 years ago

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

When this quarantine shit is over who’s tryna eat a baby dragon at medieval times with me?

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

@tmartino22 Your subscriptions are getting too expensive?

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

The day no one asks @PatrickRothfuss when the Doors of Stone will be finished is the day he’ll release it

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

Just now reading about Iran and while I’m in the middle of the article I got a freaking amber alert. Now I’m washing my sheets

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

@CamrynRachel2 no u

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

Am I the only one who opens their eyes wider when their face id takes too long to unlock

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

@coopbrock Why won't you Snapchat me

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

@zachkuschz I wish I was friends with Naymish so I could make jokes about him like that

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

@KisuDaWisu Kinda want to go though

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

@zachkuschz I wish I knew what that word meant

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

@zachkuschz @tmartino22 @KisuDaWisu Booo!

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

@tmartino22 NO I DIDNT. I FRIGIN GOT IT

[Chaco Bro Gavin @gavinbryce1]

To whoever finds my resume on the side of the road.
1. I didn’t mean to litter it flew out of my car while I was driving
2. I am willing to work for minimum wage. Please, I just need a job