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life's just around the bend, my friend

[Joel Kim @KNTFootball]

The perfect kit doesn’t exi—

This man is all of us Thursday. 😭😭

🇰🇷🫂🇲🇽

[Tage @Tagelca]

Hemos empatado contra un equipo que selecciona a sus jugadores por LinkedIn. Me quiero arrancar los cojones

[Washingtons ghost @washghost1]

Can we make Europeans coming here a yearly thing? Like for a month out of the summer they just come here and go on adventures

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

spain fans are like “we thuck thoooo bad”

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This is a fever dream. 50/50 percent chance Aliens land during this UFC card.

[david friedberg @friedberg]

they’re not jobs if they’re not valued. they’re not valued if there aren’t customers out there willing to pay them for their great work. needing the government to “create” a job is tantamount to welfare and that level of welfare resolves these individuals to a dependency on the government and lack of economic mobility. and chains our people, collectively, to a more indentured future.

you may be well intentioned but you have, and always will, fail to see the destitute folly of government as a job creation engine.

i have tried to engage you on this topic, in good faith, with empiricism and reasoning, but you have only dodged my points and pivoted to some populist refrain about the importance of taxation and the evils of productivity-driven success.

i can only assume you’re dodging these truths because you and the rest of the politburo leadership have deemed the conversation unsafe speech and put your oligopoly at risk.

let’s leave it at that then.

perhaps if your ways get their day, we can all bask in the glories of the dark ages ahead.

[David Grossman @davidgross_man]

This should be sent as a mass text like a weather warning

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

THE NEW YORK KNICKS HAVE WON THE FINALS AFTER 53 YEARS

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

the perfect video of Brazilian Ronaldo sitting in the stands for a World Cup game doesn’t ex…

[Joel Kim @KNTFootball]

🗣️CULERO CULERO CULERO!!

Korean fans mocking the refs by learning new Mexican words taught to us by our Mexican friends last game.

Cultural exchanges. Too funny. 😂😂

Credit - @tuh0n

[Sopranos World @SopranosWorld]

Europeans experiencing New Jersey on their way to the World Cup

[jwriddle @jwriddle_]

Next level commentating

[Feli @pilludinho]

Los yanquis aprendieron a jugar al soccer

[Mr.K @Realsociedad10m]

W杯でアメリカ行かれる方へ
宿泊先のホテル近くに Texas Roadhouse があったら即GO‼チェーン系のレストランですけどコスパ最強のステーキが食べられます。 特に Ribeye が最高

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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My FIFA World Cup 2026™ Champion is Portugal https://t.co/BdpArmxLpG

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time will be reborn on Nintendo Switch 2 in 2026. #NintendoDirect