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[Gav @gavinmartinen]

#City #PSG #FFP €50m? 'I'll pay now. Got a pen, judge?' #AceFace

[James O'Brien @mrjamesob]

This is huge, surely?

[m@thew @TweetPotato314]

me: i’m in love with you
therapist: *buzzes secretary* cancel my 10 o’clock
me: but I’m your 10 o’clock

[Gav @gavinmartinen]

@craigaihouston @VRmatkalla Debatable!

[The i Paper @theipaper]

English brims with poison and luxuriates in the vocabulary of ugliness and incompetence, says @susie_dent on insulting people the old-fashioned way.

https://t.co/CA80W2wBj8

[Gav @gavinmartinen]

@hackbencher @MarinaHyde Worst movie ever

[. @swordsjew]

ah, 1:42 am and gripped with dread about the tarry creep of fascism over the flesh of the world, cool

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

Here's @arron_banks 15 hours before he found out he'd been referred to the National Crime Agency for "reasonable grounds to suspect" he has committed "multiple criminal offences". I've put up this shit for more than a year now. Your turn, @Arron_banks

[Gav @gavinmartinen]

@EganRichardson #SouthElmsallBlades tour hasn't got very far yet?

[katie spalding @supermathskid]

A reminder to Brexit Ricky here, who can't do maths.

65 year olds were 1 when rationing ended.
75 year olds were born 2 years after the Blitz finished.
90 year olds were still too young to officially enlist by the time WWII was over.

[Carole Cadwalladr @carolecadwalla]

BREAKING:
Electoral Commission has referred @arron_banks to the National Crime Agency. Grounds to suspect "a number of criminal offences have been committed"
FINALLY!!!

[Gav @gavinmartinen]

This character (played by John Malkovic I think) is very ott, but also very disturbing. #Halloween

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

Let’s try and get a huge vote for this twitter poll. Please vote and retweet.
What is your preferred outcome for Britain’s future relationship with the EU? 🇪🇺

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

All around the world, we are entering an era of demagogue populism and xenophobia. There are discomforting parallels with the early 1930’s Weimar Republic right now. We forget the tragic lessons of history at our peril.
Via @TheEconomist

[Gav @gavinmartinen]

@chick_in_kiev Europe

[Gav @gavinmartinen]

@iemilybailey #HermansNotDisappointing time for a rebrand!

[Citoyen Brexilé 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇸🇪 @CitoyenBrexile]

I prefer this commemorative 50p coin.

RT if you do too.

[Dave Gorman @DaveGorman]

Is ‘all decorating and small jobs’ some kind of euphemism? Or is there a sensible reason an experienced guy would only want to paint for ladies and with discretion assured?

[bakerman @ryanbakerman]

⚪️ I don’t like this ad

⚪️ Why am I seeing this ad?

🔘 This ad overheard my conversations