𝟒𝟑𝟎𝟎𝟎

Ole Gunnar Solskjaer devotee

[Dovy🔌 @DovySimuMMA]

“my parents will be home in 2 mins, we don’t have time”

me:

[No Jumper @nojumper]

Kai Cenat drops a drill diss track aimed at Rakai, FunnyMike, Ray, DDG and others mad about not getting into Streamer University 2

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Saturday is the only real weekend day. Friday is still a whole workday, and Sunday is basically Monday’s waiting room. We’ve been scammeď, tricked, hoodwinked, misled, and deceived!

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

I was so sharp and so ready for this fight I cannot believe what has happened. The talk of me being off while walking in to the fight is nonsense. I was calm, ready, and confident. I am in shock what has taken place. The devil is literally staring at me right in front of my face here. I am not engaging. I will be at church tomorrow.

I will overcome this.
I will not be deterred.
I will return.

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

My head gasket is gone. Destroyed. I had no injury / injuries going into the fight. I was throwing kicks, planted and jumping, all throughout camp as well as backstage before the fight. This came out of nowhere. I am beyond dark here. I can only describe it as hell.

[Temple Of YHWH @TemplarsOfYHWH]

@TheNotoriousMMA When someone turns to God they are rarely awarded with success at first, instead they are shattered and humbled before being rebuilt in His image. Welcome to the furnace, He's in it with you.

[Daniel Rodano @danielrodano]

@TheNotoriousMMA Keep your head up champ.
Proverbs 3:5-6
Trust in the Lord with all your heart, and do not lean on your own understanding. In all your ways acknowledge him, and he will make straight your paths.

[III @SHULAGOD]

everybody be tryna 48 laws of power eachother. that’s what’s wrong w/ society today.

[toxic king @toxicking]

Cut that bitch off and watch how fast your life gets better

[keniafcb @Ratioxdelratiox]

"Lamile Yamal está muy agrandado"

Yo entrando al salón después de hacer dos goles en el recreo

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Reapareció el hincha japones
Ahora estaba bancando a brasil porque es el que los elimino
Revivio el trauma

[Out Of Context Football @oocftbl]

The cameraman really said tits or ass

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

top 5 horror movies:

1. having a job.
2. not having a job.
3. applying for jobs.
4. the job market.
5. the concept of working my whole life.

[𝕾𝖎𝖗 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘 @eagleseyeinc]

get a haircut every 2 weeks to stay sharp, wait 5 secs before answering the phone to control the rhythm, always arrive 15 mins early, stay away from free lunches, never talk about people who aren't in the room and when anger rises, wait 10 mins before reacting. these habits may look rigid but they're the hidden discipline of the elite.

[kellan @kell9n]

Me drunk saying “ight hit me up” to people who don’t have my number

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

I fear she ate you up with this 😭😭

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

I used to have this mental illness where I thought logical arguments would change someone’s mind.

[Kwazie @__kwazie]

The older I get, the more okay l am with disappointing people. Everyone will be alright.